Jahovah's Witnesses from knocking on my door every damned weekend. I try to be polite by telling them I'm an Atheist, but they still come back. I'm so irritated by it that I'm about to anwer the door when they come knocking this weekend holding a raw whole chicken, maracas, while wearing beads. Do you think I should chant incoherently while shaking the maracas?
2006-12-15 02:59:48 · 37 answers · asked by precious_jules81 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
This worked for me, .... answer the door in your underwear. Just stand there and talk to them as though you are completely clothed. They won't come back (unless you have the bod of a Victoria Secret Angel, then they might, but if you're an average jane they won't)
2006-12-15 03:06:54 · answer #1 · answered by HazelEyes 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I stopped answering the door unless I was expecting company. If you have a peep hole check first if not try looking out the window. Or just leave a note on the door "No Jahovah's Witnesses please." If this does not stop them then change the note to "No Jahovah's Witnesses allowed beyond this point." Hopefully that will get a chuckle out of them and they will leave you alone.
2006-12-15 03:08:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Next time they ring the bell, answer the door with an IV pole. Fill the IV bag with red colored liquid and have it rn down the tube that is taped to your arm. Tell them you are in the middle of getting a blood transplant and you'll have to talk to them later. They will never come back because they do not believe in blood transfusions.
2006-12-15 03:24:18 · answer #3 · answered by jgbarber65 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Put a sign on the door that says no solicitation or trespassing charges will be filed with the local police department, i haven't had a single one in over 2 years
2006-12-15 03:03:12 · answer #4 · answered by Tazzy375 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree totally, ask them all the questions they ask you, every single one, word for word, after a while they might just be annoyed enough to skip your door. I used to have that happen, but I never got up early enough(or wasn't at home in the afternoon) to notice them anymore, it's either that or move into an apartment complex where you have a concierge service. I wouldn't tell them I'm an atheist, you might as well give them more fuel to their fire.
2006-12-15 03:02:34 · answer #5 · answered by puertorock882003 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I'm Pentecostal, When the first group of JWs came to my house I started talking about what my family and I believe...they never came back. The word gets around that it's useless to come to our house because we are those "Jesus Name People". If you tell them you're an Atheist, they are going to continue to try and convert you.
2006-12-15 03:08:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
They probably keep coming back *because* you said you're an athiest. Say you're a Jahovah's Witness.
2006-12-15 03:06:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Next time answer the door in your robe holding a bottle of liquor and a cigarette with your hair in a mess, that should keep them away for a while.
2006-12-15 03:27:45 · answer #8 · answered by Compurednek 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about asking them nicely not to return to your house.
People's situation can change and someone who doesn't want to listen one month might want to hear it a couple of months later.
If you tell them that you do not want them ever coming back to that address, they should stay away.
2006-12-15 03:03:13 · answer #9 · answered by stimply 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you post a sign on your door telling them you are not interested? That sounds a lot better.
2006-12-15 03:03:12 · answer #10 · answered by Mia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋