I know that i'm male, and eating fast food doesn't involve intercourse or anything... But after reading all of these stupid pregnancy questions on here, I think that there might be a chance that i'm pregnant... Is it possible??? I'm so excited, yippeee!!!
2006-12-15 02:32:58 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Pregnancy
Feel free to answer this question too:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Agd2niQT._JiSr1N3JLppCLsy6IX?qid=20061214072530AAnZXmo
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2006-12-15 02:34:13 · update #1
First of all I must say that I am no doctor. Thank god we have clarified that.
But answer these few questions and I may be able to prove for sure that you may in fact be pregnant...
Have you missed a period? (what?! youre and man and never got one, OK thats a yes?)
Are you gaining weight? (eating burger king before noon so I would assume yes...)
unexplainable mood swings? (such as getting all hyper that a bunch of hormonal crazy women are worried about getting pregnant by merely being in the same room as an erect member...)
Before eating your lucious quarter pound of sweaty dripping cheeseburger goodness did you take off its protective covering... thinking "oh baby these wrappers just mess it all up for me"?
If you have answered yes to all of thses questions I can say without a doubt that there is a good possibility that youre pregnant.
But if you take a test and it is positive... go to the doctor, because you have cancer.
2006-12-15 02:43:24 · answer #1 · answered by PanicGirl 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
probably doesn't remember. i'm confident that because you're pregnant you eat healthful ingredients many of the time. once later on you should fulfill your cravings, and in reality, that is assumed that they are due for your body wanting a particular element that is lacking. So have even with your heart (or abdomen) desires. appreciate.
2016-11-30 19:40:25 · answer #2 · answered by rothberg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is a Possibility, Don't loose your excitement I'm very Happy for you I hope so do get what you want a baby girl or baby boy You will be such a great Father/Mother type for your baby...
Best Wishes 4 you and your love ones.
2006-12-15 02:37:09 · answer #3 · answered by Help? 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I agree completely. I hate reading that kind of stuff. Whenever I thought I was pregnant I just took a test!! That way I knew for sure. lol
2006-12-15 02:53:25 · answer #4 · answered by Finally pregnant w/ #2!! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I just shudder to think that creepy "King" mascot could be your Baby's Daddy. I bet you end up on the Maury Povitch show asking for a DNA test!
2006-12-15 02:41:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Omigosh! I'm excited, too!
When was your last period? Let me know and I'll help you calculate your due date!
Oh, and don't eat too much Burger King while you're pregnant or you might have a fat baby!
2006-12-15 02:42:00 · answer #6 · answered by Veritas 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It depends. What exactly did you eat from Burger King? You also didn't say when you're last BM was...if you missed it, then there's a possibility.
Geez, people need to lighten up. This is exactly what I needed to read today...something amusing!
2006-12-15 02:37:19 · answer #7 · answered by Hootie562 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
yes, you are most definitely pregnant. i read that ANYONE who eats fast food will concieve. so, you should probably start some intense prenatal care. congrats!!! omg yay!!!
heh, and i agree with you on all the stupid pregnancy questions..."OMG i don't have my period & i'm still a verrrrrgin!!!! am i preggo??????" riiight.
2006-12-15 02:42:27 · answer #8 · answered by Just a girl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you said you just ate burger king , did you swallow cause you can't get pregnant that way hahahahaha , you're funny. i ahe read some pretty silly stuff here too. i probably posted it ! just kidding
2006-12-15 02:45:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha u can be.i think on this christmas an angel will come in ur dream and tell u hey man u are the only man who is free of sins oh sweet i want to be ur baby.all women are lier.ur stupid men cant get preggy.u have no brains
2006-12-15 02:55:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋