Ok, today the batterys ran out on my MP3 player, so i popped into the shop on my way to work. instead of asking the guy at the counter for a pack of duracell, i asked for a packet of Durex!! i went as red as my jumper i am wearing!
2006-12-15 00:00:39 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Totally embarrassing, went for my session of intensive physio this morning, broke wind really loud, the physio and nurse got a fit of giggles, the doctor walked in and asked if someone was giving out laughing gas, that was it the physio cracked up laughing and had to leave the room, the receptionists were trying their hardest not to laugh as I left, jeez wish the floor could have opened up and swallowed me.
2006-12-15 00:17:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I was lying in bed as I wasn't feeling too well, and I felt a huge fart coming. Being a guy, I felt the need to push it out and make a big noise, but I actually crapped my pants with a load of runny diarreah.
So much for those boxers.
2006-12-15 00:08:22 · answer #2 · answered by the_irish_mick_99 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-30 19:34:22 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was at my friends house this morning sat at the kitchen table waiting for him to finish his breakfast, i was sort of straddling the chair and needed a fart... I managed to let a little gassy one out and had to force the last of it out and it reverberated of the wooden chair... my mate and his parents heads shot up and looked straight at me... I was sooo embarrassed!!
So i just told him i'd wait in the car and walked out... I nearly peed myself laughing when i got in the car... My mate came out and said his parents were disgusted... So i'll not go in the house for a few months and hope they forget lol
2006-12-15 01:44:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Accidentally sent a text to a friend (actually on Wednesday)saying "I love you, see you later". Lock off on phone - hit 'respond' to their text, then 'with template' on next menu, 1st template is "I love you....". Took a lot of explaining, especially as it took several hours to figure out what had happened.
2006-12-15 00:08:14 · answer #5 · answered by gnasherr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing embarrassing today.
Why were you embarrassed about Durex?
2006-12-15 00:03:32 · answer #6 · answered by Catmmo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep, I nearly ran over a policeman.
2006-12-15 07:26:05 · answer #7 · answered by JEN1010 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am wearing heels that make to much sound. When I am walking everyone is becoming silent and looking at me.
2006-12-15 00:08:06 · answer #8 · answered by mermaid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I haven't been up long enough to make an @-- of myself yet. But don't worry, I am sure to join you soon enough.
How embarrassing for you, though!
2006-12-15 00:06:49 · answer #9 · answered by Jen 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not yet, too early but the day is still young.
2006-12-15 00:08:40 · answer #10 · answered by Nicole 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋