The other day I was receiving oral sex from my girlfriend when I noticed what appeared to be a nit crawling in her hair. I welcome suggestions as to how I should tell her, but please bear in mind that I don't want to upset her as she is my wife's best friend.
2006-12-14 23:50:37 · 30 answers · asked by Captain Dandy 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
You are a total plonker. What sort of person (I hesitate to call you a man) are you, and what sort of friends do you and your wife have ? You are low-life and should be crawling round in a ditch.
2006-12-18 05:27:59 · answer #1 · answered by David S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The real question is why you're receiving oral sex from your wife's best friend,
Hope you catch lots of nits and other diseases from her.
2006-12-15 07:59:44 · answer #2 · answered by peekaboo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if this is a genuine question, you have much larger problems than your gf having nits. You will be "de-nitted" so to speak when the old lady finds out about your Monica and Bill imitation. Good luck pal.
2006-12-15 08:51:09 · answer #3 · answered by spookguy99 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
With any luck the nits will infest your pubes. Try explaining that to the wife
2006-12-15 09:14:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bravo, old man. If you really did conduct this kind of chicanery, you are truely in a predicament. On the contrary, if you let on to such activities to rile up the answering fools, I would gladly surrender all of my points for mustering up the best laugh I have had in quite some time. Tally ho.
2006-12-16 01:46:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't understand, you have no problem with cheating on your wife with her best mate, but you have a problem with something a lot less hurtful? What kind of a man are you??? You give men a really bad name, and you appear to have no shame since you just announced your betrayal to the world!
2006-12-15 14:20:55 · answer #6 · answered by eviljane2004 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude! Are you sure your girlfriend has nits or is it another infestation caused by female to female contact maybe she's been doing your wife too.
2006-12-15 10:32:11 · answer #7 · answered by mad dog 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so why was it not your wife giving you oral sex instead of her friend? at least you would not have seen the nits then
2006-12-15 10:43:51 · answer #8 · answered by MAD FEMALE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her she has nits and to use coconut oil shampoo to get rid of them.
Ask her to email me for further information.
2006-12-15 07:54:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Etiquette? How about not screwing around on your wife with a lice infested skank? You're a real class act. I hope your dick falls off.
2006-12-15 07:59:40 · answer #10 · answered by Bondgirl 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋