I have visited a web site which has literally put the fear of god into me.It goes on to explain that we all may be facing a potential armegedon this december as the sun seems to be going to collide with the moon . The article continues .........
The problem is caused simply through the fact that god has gone to bed and forgoten to wind the universe clock up
The moon and sun without the necessary synchronization of the god clock, end up drifting together,with the sun being of the greater mass, gaining distance on the moon.
Expect to see the sun get even nearer to the moon around this time of year as the lord is very active socially during this month. What with his sons birthday and all the rest of it some eminent scientologists have predicted that they may end up even colliding together in the near future.
Any more astronomical queries you may have about the heavens can be answered at the following web site: www.flatearthgodexistslunatics...
2006-12-14 22:19:58 · 10 answers · asked by Frederic 1 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Astronomy & Space
Yes the sun is going to collide with the moon and it is going to melt, and the earth will be covered with its green cheese. My fellow believers and I know this is necessary as god wants to have a giant cheese ball for his celestial guests to nibble over Christmas. To make things even more frightening, as the moon is melting, the famous cow will atempt to jump over it and be turned into hamburger by the sun, as it hits the melting moon and returns to earth it will be a giant cheeseburger for gods' fast-food-enjoying friends.
2006-12-14 22:45:44 · answer #1 · answered by Lukis M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. 'If you don't use it you lose it'. Feminine spiritual wisdom has been ridiculed, scoffed at. The moon is associated with this feminine wisdom
2. The moon is also associated with Judaism. Supposedly Jews are persecuted and abused. So much for moon.
3. The moon is dead, obviously, and God must believe in cremation
4. The moon was meant to be a time-keeping device. No one uses it for that anymore, so it's going to kill itself
5. No one can go outside at night anyway; what need is there for a night-light?
6. The moon was never meant to be touched by humans. God is going to clean it now.
7. The oceans are too dirty to even look at. Why not let the ocean stagnate to emphasize a point?
8. It gets in the way of the satellites. It isn't God that's going to burn the moon up in the sun; it's scientists
9. The moon adds beauty to the faces of liars. The sun is fighting back.
10. It's being sarcastic about Pluto being thought of no longer as a planet.
2006-12-14 23:47:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And the Bible says that No man knows the time of the end, any that claim to is a false prophet, you know what the punishment for Blashpemy is? it aint pretty.
So if a preachy man, or a website or a Doctor tells you they KNOW exactly when the world will end, walk away and leave them to thier lunacy.
The writer could be right, but Jesus and the Jews (NT/OT) Islam and Bhudda all say the same thing, no man knows.
Are we all going to die, of course we are.
Is this Earth going to end, of course it is.
Is it going to happen today? I dont know, but I will do my best to tell folks when it happens.
This is the way of Truth, No Human knows exactly what is going or if the next day is going to occur, so live good, be nice, enjoy the ride, and share the fun.
2006-12-14 22:37:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some of these questions are so crazy that I can't believe the person who wrote them is really looking for an answer. I thought we left the dark ages eons ago. Everybody knows that God's clock is solar powered. He doesn't need to wind it! It is possible that God has gone to bed. That would explain why the moonbats are out.
2006-12-14 22:54:04 · answer #4 · answered by Bill G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What kind of idiotic site are you looking at ??? The sun is over 90,000,000 million miles away from the moon and nothing is changing. There is no god clock.
2006-12-14 22:40:36 · answer #5 · answered by Gene 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
life is prepared remember, it takes ability to maintain its complexity. life will constantly pop up the place the circumstances enable. The solar will injury the earth, and finally we are going to all get sucked into the great black hollow interior the midsection of the galaxy- each little thing will end. yet someplace else interior the universe, the place the circumstances will enable- remember will set up right into a complexity such as what we journey right here and now. life in the international would be thoroughly destroyed ultimately, whether we get away our solar and bypass to a pair different photograph voltaic equipment, ultimately each little thing will die. So human beings could end whining approximately 2012 and all that rubbish- i like your question.
2016-12-30 11:11:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
- A catastrophe ? GOD created the world, & is keeping it going.
Fear not. A cosmic catastrophe is, UnBiblical.Yet,the fear of GOD is healthy,so good job on that. Still worried ? Talk to GOD about it thats even Healthier. After all, its free, &, HE'S standing right next to you. (spiritually) = ( JESUS CHRIST. )
- MICROW-
2006-12-14 22:56:12 · answer #7 · answered by Mystro 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have to worry about what will happen to the sun and the moon only, if you know till when you will live on the earth, if not.....
Love all and serve all.( difficult but try to do it )
2006-12-14 22:52:12 · answer #8 · answered by peepee 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He can do anything he wants he can even force himself out of existence.
2006-12-15 04:32:03 · answer #9 · answered by Billy Butthead 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, just wow
2006-12-14 22:49:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋