My wife won't let me put a urinal in the downstairs toilet. I'm tall and the toilet is too low. I can hit the toilet standing but I have to concentrate really hard, especially when I've been drinking. Sitting down for a slash is too effeminate.
I'm thinking of letting my wife catch me peeing in the sink as part of a dirty protest.
2006-12-14 21:24:15 · 26 answers · asked by C T 4 in Home & Garden ➔ Other - Home & Garden
SITTING IS NOT A VALID ANSWER
If you sit down, you've got to tuck in your shirt afterwards, it's a right pain in the ar5e, especially if you've had a night on the ale you have to go every half hour.
2006-12-14 21:28:51 · update #1
Urinated inside a jar than dispose it in the toilet.
PS. leave the jar on the toilet only for this pourpose, don't take it to the kitchen afterwards, otherwise your wife may kill u.
2006-12-14 21:33:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I think the urinal is a great idea. Depending on your set-up, it could be a selling point for the house.
There is really very little difference between the mechanical function of the sink or a urinal...except that you usually don't wash your hands in the urinal. But that would depend on how much you have been drinking.
There are taller toilets made, that would add a few inches. An option would be to build a platform for your existing toilet.
Another option...get a transmission funnel...those are about 18" long and have a wide opening on top so you couldn't miss.
And finally...do those penis enlargement systems really work?
2006-12-15 05:43:34 · answer #2 · answered by roadlessgraveled 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Have a bucket and put it on top of the toilet then empty it when you finish. I wouldn't be impressed with you peeing in the sink if I was your wife though! You clean your hands and wash your face there!! I know it's hard getting it on target when you are tall, a genuine problem I think. Doing it in a bucket would be better than all over the floor or walls.
2006-12-15 10:43:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dirty wee beastie. P.S. it might be news but no-one can see if you sit down, get over yourself and be considerate. Go in the garden?
You shouldn't have to keep tucking your shirt in if you get undressed for bed - just a tip. Oh, I don't suppose not drinking so much is an option?
2006-12-15 07:35:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have used the handicapped toilet in public bathrooms. The toilet bowl is noticeably higher than a regular toilet bowl. I am tall also ,and it does make a comfortable difference. Put a handicapped toilet in.
2006-12-15 09:11:47 · answer #5 · answered by dewhatulike 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya I know how you feel I am 6' tall and it's hard for me to sit down on the short *** toilet.... go ahead and pee in the tub or something.... if you are that wasted then pee in the sink who cares.... pee is sterile enough to drink anyway so as long as you wash your hands with antibacterial soap after wards and let the hot water run alittle to wash it down then go for it dude and you may want to cut down on the ale...heheh just picking on ya.... or you could just get a different wife.. one that will let you put a urinal in the bathroom whats the harm in it anyway.. she needs to understand that it is hard to be tall and also men need different thing than woman do.. good luck tell I said to let you.....lol.. good luck.
2006-12-15 06:28:21 · answer #6 · answered by The Hottie With The Answers 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
reading all the answers to this question was fun. Seriously, there are several manufacturers that make higher toilets for vertically lengthened people. If you have the room you might also think about putting in a urinal. Good luck
2006-12-15 05:56:04 · answer #7 · answered by breezyburgee 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hello,
Well frankly thats a crazy situation to be honest with you. Look its your home and if your tall then you need to have sanitory ware that meets your requirements. Your wife should be more considerate & understanding of your needs. No! you shouldnt have to urinate into the sink for her to take the problem seriously.
Just sit down and talk about it, how difficult can it be? It doesnt have to be a big problem.
IR
2006-12-15 05:33:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I'm 6' 4'' and I've never had a problem peeing. You need to get some target practice in mtae.
2006-12-15 05:35:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Only if you're going to use the toilet to brush your teeth.
FYI, my husband is also 6'4" and he doesn't have a problem peeing in the toilet.
2006-12-15 08:03:26 · answer #10 · answered by Julie F 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋