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Prozac and diet pills.

2006-12-14 21:30:27 · answer #1 · answered by Tanktunker 2 · 2 0

No wonder he is getting sick ..I would too with milk and biscuits ...
We always leave out a glass of port and some mints pies
..he loves it ..because of that he comes twice a year to our house ..once at Christmas and once at end of Ramadan..

2006-12-15 05:29:24 · answer #2 · answered by JJ 7 · 2 0

Starbucks coffee - mochachino, or mocha frappaccino since it can be left in some ice to stay chilled. An Everything Bagel with Garden Veggie Cream Cheese! What a great snack!

2006-12-15 08:22:09 · answer #3 · answered by jetaunbraese 3 · 2 0

Peppermint schnapps and brownies. That would be what Mrs. Claus wants.

However, after spending hours putting things together, Santa will probably need some Jack Daniels and Doritos.

2006-12-15 05:27:34 · answer #4 · answered by mortgagegirl101 6 · 1 0

a "lite 'n' easy" meal for santa... or a "weight watchers" meal... and a chocolate mud cake and biscuites and milk for the reindeers!

and he's gonna be grumpy anyway! can u imagine giving out over 6 billion gifts, in one night, in one sleigh, carrying that weight? [and i wasn't reffering to the weight of the gifts] ;)

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!!!

2006-12-15 05:32:28 · answer #5 · answered by Bethany 3 · 2 0

A high resolution artistic graphic of SANTA's COOKIES. IT might just be the MONA LISA to Santa Clause.

2006-12-15 09:03:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Salad.

Santa needs something healthy, for a change.

2006-12-15 05:28:59 · answer #7 · answered by Ina 2 · 3 0

a piece of White Chocolate Mud Cake ... yummmmmmm

2006-12-15 05:23:18 · answer #8 · answered by DeeDee 5 · 2 0

A cheese burger and a chocolate shake.

2006-12-15 05:22:02 · answer #9 · answered by Feeling new @ 42 4 · 2 0

An I-pod. Listening to jinggles every year? I'm surprised he isn't insane already.

2006-12-15 05:31:49 · answer #10 · answered by g Myzo 2 · 2 0

How about Truffles and a nice Chardonney.

2006-12-15 05:22:39 · answer #11 · answered by Sentinel 7 · 2 0

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