Mine: Diary of a Mad Black Woman
Myrtle: Jesus said "Peace be still", peace be still!
Madea: Oh peace is always still around me cuz I keeps me what they calls a 'piece of steel' (takes gun out of handbag). Yes! Load your steel, thankyou Jesus!
2006-12-14
18:32:51
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➔ Movies
Diary of a Mad Black Woman:
Jojo: I'ma put my foot down!
Madea: Kunta Kinte put his foot down and they chopped it off. Now shut up and go back to sleep!
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Jojo: I got some Viagra.
Myrtle: And I have mace.
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Madea: Now he can give you yo' money voluntarily, through his checking account; (cocks gun) or through his life insurance policy-involuntary manslaughter.
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Myrtle: When we gon' see you in church, Madea?
Madea: As soon as they gets a smoking section, I be right there...
2006-12-14
18:56:42 ·
update #1
- "E kwinzu Oh-cha! E kwinzu Oh-cha!"
- "Lemme guess.... 'White devil, white devil'?"
- "You speak Wa-chutu?!"
Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls
2006-12-14 20:55:39
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answered by yo Naturale 2
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Have many... 2 of my favorite
1) Dr. No, when Bond kills professor Dent.
Dent unloaded a clip on what he thought was Bond. Bond surprises him and has his gun pointed at Dent and tells him to sit down and put the gun on the floor. Bond is distracted and Dent grabs for his gun on the floor and points it at Bond and fires. the gun goes 'click', there are no more bullets left.
Bond casually looks at him and says, "that's a smith and wesson and you've had your six." And then shoots Dent dead.
2) Randall Graves from Clerks: "this job would be great if it wasn't for the ******* customers."
2006-12-14 18:42:42
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answered by Anonymous
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"This town needs an enema!" Jack Nicholson as The Joker In Batman "You make me want to be a better man." Jack Nicholson to Helen Hunt in As Good As It Gets "Exit, stage right!" Snagglepuss "Frankly my Dear, I don't give a damn!" Clark Gable as Rhett Butler in Gone With The Wind Favourite movie: The Last Emperor
2016-05-24 18:54:41
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answered by Sylvia 4
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It's from the movie, "In Harm's Way", starring John Wayne and Kirk Douglas.
Captain Rockwell Torrey: Get a message off to Pearl. "Have taken two torpedoes." Fill in our position. "Extent of damage unknown. Will advise."
Commander Burke: And break radio silence?
Captain Rockwell Torrey: Burke, don't you think the Japanese know by now where we are?
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0059309/quotes
2006-12-14 18:50:17
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answered by lyoskowitz 4
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"The power to blow up whole planets is insignificant compared to the power of the force." James Earl Jones. The original Star Wars that come out in the 70's. or perhaps "I find your lack of faith disturbing."
2006-12-14 18:42:04
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answered by Professor Armitage 7
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schwatszenager had 2 great lines in comando. he asked the dude if he remembered that he said he would kill him last. the dude was all "yeah yeah thats right". arnold said "i lied" and dropped him off a cliff. then he returned to the car and the girl asked him what he did with the guy? he replied "i let him go".
2006-12-14 18:57:08
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answered by msnglnk 2
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Pirates of the Caribbean
C.Jack Sparrow:"Who makes all these"?
William turner:"I do! and i practice with them three hours a day".
what Will said was kinda lame but thats what i like about it=]
2006-12-14 18:40:23
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answered by onetreehunny 4
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Anold- I'll be back or Hasta Lavista babey.
Rush Hour- When was the last time u got laid Was it the year of the rat.
2006-12-14 18:45:31
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answered by Zexyana 3
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the sun never sets on those who ride into it ~ Shock Treatment
give yourself over to absolute pleasure~the Rocky Horror Picture Show
also from Rocky Horror....Dont Dream it, Be it
2006-12-14 19:44:23
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answered by Kathryn 3
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Ian: "Why are trying so hard to fit in when you are born to stand out?"
From the movie..what a girl wants
2006-12-14 18:45:53
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answered by duchess727272 3
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Pres. James Marshall: Get off my plane!
Zorg: I'm glad you got your memory back. Because you are gonna need it.
2006-12-14 20:38:14
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answered by drexyl valentino 2
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