keep it funny
2006-12-14 17:47:33 · 14 answers · asked by Dino 3 in Home & Garden ➔ Cleaning & Laundry
a pig is sleeping on your couch and a hobo is using your toilet as a drinking fountain.
2006-12-14 17:49:47 · answer #1 · answered by Hollow ✌ 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
The furry thing growing in the kitchen sink has a name and has started a romantic relationship with the toaster.
2006-12-15 01:51:09 · answer #2 · answered by slaughter114 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
you have to kick-shovel clothes in order to clear a path for you to walk on.
Sorry its not quite funny - but its certainly a reality during finals week!
2006-12-15 01:49:46 · answer #3 · answered by Aidan Jay 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The dust bunnies have come to life and are playing chase with the rats!
2006-12-15 02:01:59 · answer #4 · answered by Mrs C 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
the rats send you a cl4ean this or we are moving notice or when the flies gather up an spell out need cleaning lady apply here.
2006-12-15 04:55:02 · answer #5 · answered by scooprandell 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
your mother in -law refuses to come over till you clean up.
All I could come up with..The ones above me are funny very creative.Cool.
2006-12-15 01:54:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The whole house stinks of sex
2006-12-15 01:49:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
the dust bunnies are big enough to deliver eggs!
2006-12-15 03:16:02 · answer #8 · answered by mickey 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Their are cobwebs hanging all over the house
BEN T
2006-12-15 02:31:21 · answer #9 · answered by BEN T 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
it smells better outside than in your house.
2006-12-15 01:49:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋