another day has passed and cena fans get even more stupid?

Question

some one posted a whos better brock lesnar or cena question and the answer is obviously brock, since first hes an ncaa REAL WRESTLING champ and he beat cena *** like 50 times, yet all the cena fans are like cena is the best blah blah blah in their squeaky voices, well im starting to wonder if cena fans will ever realize just how flat out stupid they really r. i mean if u combined all the brain power of all the cena fans in the world and turned it into elctrical watts they couldnt even power a microwave. if brains were gasoline cena fans wouldnt have enough to power a moped around a penny. so i will put it likes this. CENA IS A PAPER CHAMP ONLY A BUSINESS CHAMP HAS NO SKILL IN ANYTHING AND ONLY BRAIN WASHED KIDS AND OVERWEIGHT GIRLS WHO THINK HES HOT LIKE HIM

Answer 1

you are obviously obsessed with this whole cena thing why don't you get in the ring with him then?

Answer 2

You're furious cause Cena can't really wrestle good and Brock is way better rite? I absolutely agree on that....I've always been a huge Lesnar fan....and it sucked when he left. But yeah, lik what others say here, where is Lesnar now? He's frankly a spoilt kid....he's 26-27 years old but he still behaves like a kid. Sad to say that, but it's true.

I respect John more cause he is contributing and doing he's best for the WWE....he's microphone skills are good and he's interaction with the crowd is great. In this matter, Lesnar sucks. Frankly, John Cena can last a longer time in the company than Brock.

But if any day....we see the return of Brock Lesnar(never say never).....then I'll be all on Lesnar's side when he faces Cena.

Answer 3

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Answer 4

There's nothing I can say that Bradley P has not. Good job on that one.
However I don't agree with him calling Cena fans stupid. I don't like Edge, hate him in fact, but I wouldn't call his fans stupid. I mean, really.

You're on a Yahoo site about a sport that isn't even considered real wrestling anymore, by most of it's true fans btw, did you really think the intellectuals were coming on here instead of a real site? You're getting nothing but the pubescent little boys and girls who snuck out of bed at nap time to come post on here.

And it's pathetic you feel the need to constantly go after them.

(The last part's for I Came, not Bradley)

Answer 5

WOW for someone who hates John Cena there sure was a lot of time and energy put into this question. Why don't you leave the man alone and just let him entertain the fans.

Answer 6

Im in the middle with Cena so just look at the other people trying to impress you in (hating) Cena just to get the 10 points.

Answer 7

he is the champ actually when i watch cena i see the same personality and fan excitement as the rock had
he will be around for many years to come and most of these will be with the belt

Answer 8

Look man when Cena first came around I thought oh great anthother slimshady but ever since last year at wrestlemania he has been impressive sorry to admit it hes just like the late great Eddie GUUrreo we will not fully appreciate him until he is gone

Answer 9

first of all look at the name you use. it doen't show much intellegence. and to each their own. what does ladys (not girls) weight have to do with wrestling or your question? i would like to know where your big bad brock is now. he is home married to one beautiful lady (sable) and i am sure he is enjoying his life. you don't seem like the sharpest knife in the drawer so simply live and let live, have respect for others and keep your opinions to yourself. personally i like batista and dx now you got more bull to talk about. but be careful how yoyu answer ppl. thank you in advance.

Answer 10

Dude....you have a point, but chill. :) Really, there's no need to get so worked up (pun intended) over Cena:

--It's a *show*, you do realize this, right? As in, not actually competitive? Really, actual *ring skills* count for maybe 10% of what passes for pro-wrestling these days...the rest is microphone skills and *selling that next Pay-Per-View* because there is *ALWAYS* that next Pay-Per-View.

--Lesnar *quit*, and apparently did so in a manner that killed his reputation with the bosses (those McMahons) entirely. This is just a simple fact. He's lucky he can work for a living again at all, never mind any outside chance that he'd go back to a job he *clearly Hated*. He's never coming back. Deal please.

--And Cena....hmm, you do realize he is there *entirely* to put people in seats right? Particularly those "hip-hop fan" people? Especially those ones who are too suburban, white-bread, and hypocritical to support an actual "black man doing black man's music" like oh, Arthur Killings, a.k.a. K-Kwik.

Point is, you are protesting something totally *obvious* and unoriginal. *Of Course* Cena's fans are idiots. At least 95% of them claim to be "hip-hoppers" or claim to be "gangsta" out of one side of their face and yet only lend their support to the *white boy* out of the other. *Of Course* they aren't terribly bright. *Of Course* they don't get into wrestling except as it relates to "their boy".

Your average blathering Cena fan gets into him for the same reasons that your average redneck Texan got into Stone Cold Steve Austin: Not so much because of the talent himself, but because the fans think "he's one of us, he acts like one of us and kicks tail a *dozen times* better than any of us ever could, *and* he gets to act a fool and get away with it." This is the same logic that ended up making Eddie Guerrero *popular* for some two years before he died....he didn't change his act at all really, he didn't have to. The *fans* got sweet on him and *made him* popular. Same thing.

Trust me on this one....you're not going to convert any Cena fans. You're not going to convince them. There aren't any *brain cells* there *to* convince.

The best you can hope for is to momentarily stoop to their level and really annoy them, in small words they can understand. Like say, by calling their Hero "SpongeJohn SQUARE Head", which is something they can *get*. :)

--Or you could just ignore him entirely. I mean, if he's such a piece of garbage, and say you kick his face to the curb out in the parking lot one night, what does that say about YOU?

That you like kicking garbage around? See what I mean? :) Geez, the guy is having to pick fights with that *EX*-Mr. Britney Time, K-Fed the B-Dead, just to keep himself in front of a camera. I mean, come on....K-Fed? Who needs *Federline* to get you *over with the crowd*? Who needs to go begging to *Batista* just to get a PPV spot on *some other* WWE show?

For someone who seems so worthless to you, you seem awfully *into* riding his jock and wasting your time bashing him. Why is that, when you could turn off the set, and in being *silent* send a louder message to the WWE about the guy?

Just saying....chill. :) It's a show. Shows jump the shark from time to time, it happens. Even the best shows ever will *suck once in a while*. Update: "Tainted_Grey"...thanks, and sorry if I am a bit too geeky to be answering *wrestling* questions...but it happens. :) I can appreciate a good show as much as anyone, you know?

Answer 11

I have been a Cena supporter since his intro at the Kurt Angle invitational as the Boston native who aggravated Angle to no end. So what if he made a 1-2-3 Kid/X-Pac (who, for the record, I never liked) entrance. He has evolved since then. His original character was "The Prototype," which I can only speculate meant he'd act like an android, and I'll leave that up for debate whether he's still the "McMahon-bot" he was intended to be. His charisma and ability to cut entertaining promos is a much needed injection in the WWE landscape.

Next, I'll break down his move set as objectively as possible:
1) The FU was a take off of Lesnar's F5...I have the RAW video games for XBox and trust me the FU is much better than the lackluster finishing move he started off with, especially when they let him show off his shoulder strength against Viscera or the Big Show (even Orton's RKO is a not so "never saw it coming" DDP Diamondcutter, maybe the "Wrestlemania 21: Become a Legends" just need to wait for other people to retire or get fired to get devastating special moves);
2) the STFU is no Brocklock as far as originality or pain factor, but at least it deters opponents from scooting to the nearest rope and making the referee break the hold;
3) the 5-Knuckle Shuffle could be interpreted as a variation on The People's Elbow, entertaining and crowd-energizing but in no way should be used as a finishing move, right up there with Scotty 2 Hotty's The Worm (I'll probably lose some wrestling fans here), Dusty Rhode's bionic elbow (I'll lose more wrestling fans), or Hogan's leg drop (I've lost all wrestling fans now), but let me follow that comment up with the fact that I hate that Scotty 2 Hotty is only put in to lose to some up-and-coming wrestler ("Brian Christopher a.k.a. Grand Master Sexay a.k.a. Jerry Lawler's son a.k.a. coke addict that not even TNA would touch" helped seal Scotty's fate), Dusty Rhodes should have been voted as Flair's tag-team partner not only for his charisma but also for his amazing entrance song (cassette tape-to-CD transfer still sounds amazing, bring back Sapphire and the polka dot trunks and you would've clenched the vote over "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, Dusty!), and Hulk Hogan is the most recognizable icon, legend, immortal, whatever you wanna call him in wrestling/sports entertainment history (I'll make my kids watch his matches even when they act like they don't care!).

I digressed a little bit. Cena's "You Can't See Me" hand wave could be interpreted as a take off of Booker T's "5-time, 5-time, 5-time, 5-time, 5-time WCW champion" hand stare, neither of which we'll eventually ever see again, except for nostalgia's sake. Also, let it be known that I despise Cena's spinner belt, and I would've been happy if it stayed in the bottom of Long Island Sound, but wouldn't you know Edge's Rated R spinner belt was, dare I say it, more despicable than the original. As much as I abhor any variation of a spinner championship belt, even legends like the Ultimate Warrior, Shawn Michaels, and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin have been able to modify the heavyweight title as they saw fit, so blame them for whatever god-awful variations happen to the belt now or in the future.

So, before questioning Cena, let me pose some questions that let us look inwardly as wrestling fans. Anyone remember Cena's intro song before he came out with his own album? Anyone remember when throwback jerseys were in-style and Cena took it a step further to air-up his throwback Reebok pumps before flying off the top rope? And finally, would you rather have one of the undeserving Spirit Squad or "The Miz" be the first to break the Masterlock or defeat Umaga? There are three bottom lines to this diatribe:
1) Cena, like any long-term champ (Hunter Hearst-Helmsley, Rocky Maivia, "Stunning" Steve Austin, etc.), evolves with the times,
2) More and more I realize that Cena was a fan through his childhood and is just a fan that is living the dream for you and me (only a crazed fan would allow Edge to smack their dad on public television),
and 3) Cena was probably the catalyst for K-Fed and Britney's break-up (Remember the line, "If K-Fed wasn't here, I'd be the one spearing Britney"? Classic.)
Recollect that their match was supposed to be at New Year's Revolution, but got pushed to Raw instead. Hopefully, Federline is training with OVW to make the match interesting. Otherwise, we're in for another Armando Alejandro Estrrrrrrrrrada 30-minute "stall before Cena kicks the crap out of me" Fest.

P.S. You wanna make Wrestlemania's return to Detroit memorable...then swallow your pride and money and bring back Brock Lesnar to face Bobby Lashley in a "This is NOT the should've been amazing, but turned out to be Goldberg-Lesnar nana-nana-heyheyhey-goodbye crap that we were subjected to a few years ago" match and THEN we'll talk about Cena. Got it, Vince?!