2006-12-14 17:35:38 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
chop the dog up and then smother her so you so make sure shes gone for sure
2006-12-14 17:58:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Honey, just bite that pretty little tongue of yours and be thankful
she is not as bad a some. Now go make nice. She's not all that bad, she did raise the man you love. Beside as you get older and mature a little you'll become more self confident and not buy into her crap.
And if all else fails: Chop and toss her in the Christmas salad.
2006-12-14 17:43:35 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ ♥ C.J. ♥ ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Definitely got to chop first... otherwise you won't be able to hear the screaming! I suggest a woodchipper for the arms and legs, then a little pillow to the face, and toss the rest in. Makes great mulch too!
Blame a pesky neighbor while you're at it.
Good luck!
2006-12-15 14:27:10 · answer #3 · answered by pattitutde 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Neither, just drive her into an insane frenzy until she eventually takes her own life. I like to confuse mine by sending her strange greeting cards at completely inappropriate occasions. Like a "Deepest Sympathies" card on her Birthday, "Get Well Soon" on Mother's Day, & of course the occasional spanish language card just to really throw her off. It helps to add an equally confusing message to go along with the card. Something along the lines of "so sorry to hear about your recent accident. Hope next month will be better". Be sure to sign it with a happy face!
2006-12-14 17:41:59 · answer #4 · answered by steffdog_66869 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It would be best to smother her, that way you can make it look like an accident
2006-12-14 17:39:40 · answer #5 · answered by Lolitta 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Push her out of a second story window. Easier, cleaner, and no way to prove that it was murder. Please, just make sure you have the window open first, and no one is looking. Next, you can take care of my brother's fiancee and I will give you an alibi.
All joking aside, don't do anything stupid like that, alright? As much as you can't stand your mother-in-law, she is still your spouse's mom.
2006-12-14 17:40:10 · answer #6 · answered by shea_8705 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
smother her with love and affection or the song by Nelson
2006-12-14 17:37:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
chop then smother thats the best way
2006-12-14 17:36:40 · answer #8 · answered by Jonnygirl 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Neither. If she's that bad she's not worth going to prison for. Just give her the evil eye and the silent treatment. I had one like that once.
2006-12-14 17:40:31 · answer #9 · answered by Jaded 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Drive her insane by being nice to her!
It worked on mine!
She went screaming out of the house!
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2006-12-14 17:38:05 · answer #10 · answered by John H 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋