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today when i woke-up i was under the covers and it was dark, i havent gone out side yet because the sun hurts me, and i draned the energy out of my mate today. (my mate sleeped over last night). And i have been wanting tto become a Vampire for agers, and i was sitting out the front and i helt something bit me, (i think it was a spider or ant, it was NOT on the neck) i was looking for the Moon. my mate was asleep and i stayed awake until 5:30 am and i just woke-up.

can u tell me wat is going on? am i like a Vampire or wat?

2006-12-14 17:32:02 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Mythology & Folklore

9 answers

Yes you are what you think you are.

Auto suggestion is very powerful and if you think your a vampire
you may well become one.

Note you will not be immortal

Check my answer by clicking advar given several answers on this subject.

2006-12-14 17:46:46 · answer #1 · answered by darkstone 2 · 0 0

Well let's check a few things. A vampire is actually a species of bat that lives on carrion and small mammals. So, do you have wings? I'm guessing no or you wouldn't be able to use a keyboard. Can you fly? I seriously suggest you check this by trying to take of either from the ground or a low stool or step. Do not be tempted to jump out the window. In fact, have somebody ensure all windows near you are locked.

Are you a small black mammal with mouse like features. Don't worry about checking in the mirror. That stuff about vampires not have a reflection is just something a writer made up, it's not true. Finally, look in your cereal bowl, have you filled it with dead mice.

If you can answer yes to all or any of these you could be a vampire, or alternatively deeply dillusional, either way I'd consult a doctor.

2006-12-15 01:00:36 · answer #2 · answered by gerrifriend 6 · 0 0

Well u certainly have the symptoms. It isnt necesary for them to bite on the neck u know. How long has it been since u were bitten. If it is ur choice not to turn into a full vampire then u have to make a paste of garlic, turmeric, white rose petals and ginger. leave it in the sun for 11 minutes and then apply to the bite. Meditate for 5 minutes after that. But this will only work within 48 hours after being bitten.

2006-12-14 18:41:05 · answer #3 · answered by WORLD CLASS 3 · 0 0

sweetie i think that u need to sit back chill and think about this in a rational manner. if u don't come to the conclusion that vampires aren't real then i suggest u going and seeing ur local mental health specialist. not trying to be a smart-*** or anything here.

2006-12-14 18:50:33 · answer #4 · answered by lilmisspriss 2 · 0 0

What do you mean by the sun hurting you? Is it a genuine feeling of it burning you and you want to hide anywhere just to avoid it? If not maybe you just have sensitive skin.

2006-12-16 04:26:06 · answer #5 · answered by xander24a 4 · 0 0

Vampires cant type, so maybe. Continue posting and we'll see if your typing continues to deteriorate. Then we will know the truth!

2006-12-14 17:42:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Vampire - no
Idiot - yes

2006-12-14 17:41:07 · answer #7 · answered by the_fatmanwalksalone 4 · 2 0

no but you are interpreting irrelevant events in such a way that you trick yourself into believing something is wrong

2006-12-14 23:13:05 · answer #8 · answered by Scooby 6 · 1 0

you are an idiot, see a doctor, you need meds

2006-12-14 17:47:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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