2006-12-14 17:30:06 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
they will get your bed if you don't watch out.
2006-12-14 17:34:53 · answer #1 · answered by crazzy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is not the best time for you to practice your negotiating skills. Regardless of what someone may have told you, you cannot talk bears out of any thing.
This might be an appropriate time for you to practice the hundred yard dash. Better still, better make that the quarter mile .
. If you are thoroughly frightened enough, this may be the opportunity to make that new doorway to the back you had been thinking about.
However, if you are not afraid to fight the average hungry bear, then, this might indeed be the proper time for you to practice your martial arts.
2006-12-15 01:40:56 · answer #2 · answered by Gnome 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get out! It's not your porage. It's theirs! You broke into their house and made your self at home! Shame!
2006-12-15 01:32:58 · answer #3 · answered by Piedras 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Colbert warned the public that bears are the #1 threat! You should have listened to him!!
2006-12-15 01:45:38 · answer #4 · answered by Sunshine Swirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sell the bears to a chinese restaurant cos tomorrow's special is "Braised Bear's Meat"!
2006-12-15 01:34:33 · answer #5 · answered by ≈ ฬ ≈ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go Chuck Norris on their furry asses and round-house kick them in the face.
That'll learn em!
2006-12-15 01:32:49 · answer #6 · answered by Steam_Monkey 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Call the animal control :)
2006-12-15 01:33:30 · answer #7 · answered by kacey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you should never leave food out where bears can get it - what the heck is porridge anyway?
2006-12-15 01:33:00 · answer #8 · answered by Norman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is spelled porridge
take some pictures of the bears and send them to me :)
2006-12-15 01:33:14 · answer #9 · answered by Mondschein! 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
go check out their 3 beds &
take a nap in the one that's "just right"
BTW ..... nice Rudolph nose ; )
2006-12-15 01:33:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
get a 38 semi automatic and shot that bastard in the ***
2006-12-15 01:31:59 · answer #11 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋