BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.
ARTHUR: What?
BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.
ARTHUR: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir knight, but I must
cross this bridge.
BLACK KNIGHT: Then you shall die.
ARTHUR: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside!
BLACK KNIGHT: I move for no man.
ARTHUR: So be it!
[hah]
[parry thrust]
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's left arm off]
ARTHUR: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
BLACK KNIGHT: 'Tis but a scratch.
ARTHUR: A scratch? Your arm's off!
BLACK KNIGHT: No, it isn't.
ARTHUR: Well, what's that then?
BLACK KNIGHT: I've had worse.
ARTHUR: You liar!
BLACK KNIGHT: Come on you pansy!
[hah]
[parry thrust]
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right arm off]
ARTHUR: Victory is mine!
[kneeling]
We thank thee Lord, that in thy merc-
[Black Knight kicks Arthur in the head while he is praying]
BLACK KNIGHT: Come on then.
ARTHUR: What?
BLACK KNIGHT: Have at you!
ARTHUR: You are indeed brave, Sir knight, but the fight is mine.
BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, had enough, eh?
ARTHUR: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.
BLACK KNIGHT: Yes I have.
ARTHUR: Look!
BLACK KNIGHT: Just a flesh wound.
[Headbutts Arthur in the chest]
ARTHUR: Look, stop that.
BLACK KNIGHT: Chicken! Chicken!
ARTHUR: Look, I'll have your leg. Right!
[whop]
BLACK KNIGHT: Right, I'll do you for that!
ARTHUR: You'll what?
BLACK KNIGHT: Come 'ere!
ARTHUR: What are you going to do, bleed on me?
BLACK KNIGHT: I'm invincible!
ARTHUR: You're a loony.
BLACK KNIGHT: The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you!
Come on then.
[whop]
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's other leg off]
BLACK KNIGHT: All right; we'll call it a draw.
2006-12-14 16:19:07 · 21 answers · asked by ♫That'll be the Day♫ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
horray for all the python fans out there!
2006-12-14 16:25:46 · update #1
[[ARTHUR
All right! What do you want?
TALL KNIGHT
We want ... a shrubbery!
ARTHUR
A what?
TALL KNIGHT
Ni! Ni! Ni ... Peng ... Nee ... Wum!
The PAGES rear and snort and rattle their coconuts.
ARTHUR
All right! All right! ... No more, please. We will find you a shrubbery ...
TALL KNIGHT
You must return here with a shrubbery or else ... you shall not pass
through this wood alive!
ARTHUR
Thank
you, Knights Who Say Ni! You are fair and just. We will return
with a shrubbery.
TALL KNIGHT
One that looks nice.
ARTHUR
Of course.
TALL KNIGHT
And not too expensive.
ARTHUR
Yes ...
TALL KNIGHT
Now - go!
ROGER
Are you saying "Ni" to that old woman?
ARTHUR
Erm, yes.
ROGER
Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say "Ni" at
will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land! nothing is
sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under
considerable economic stress at this point in time.
ARTHUR
Did you say shrubberies?
ROGER
Yes. Shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the
Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.]]
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[[TIM
That is not an ordinary rabbit ... 'tis the most foul cruel and
bad-tempered thing you ever set eyes on.
ROBIN
You tit. I soiled my armor I was so scared!
TIM
That rabbit's got a vicious streak. It's a killer!
GALAHAD
| Oh, fk off.
+ Get stuffed.
TIM
He'll do you up a treat mate!
GALAHAD
Oh yeah?
ROBIN
| You turd!
+ Mangy scots git!
TIM
Look. I'm warning you.
ROBIN
What's he do? Nibble your bum?
TIM
Well, It's got huge ... very sharp ... it can jump a... look at the bones.
ARTHUR
Go on, Bors, chop its head off.
BORS
Right. Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew coming up.]]
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
[[oh, yes ... and the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou
take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no
less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of
the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count
thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right
out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then
lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who
being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.]]
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Just totally LOVE this movie.. !!! i ve been a python fan for ages !!! NI !!!!
2006-12-14 16:47:59 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Graham Chapman as King Arthur, John Cleese as "The Black Knight", both are in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"
2006-12-14 16:22:46 · answer #2 · answered by lyoskowitz 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
But then again, the Giant Rabbit at the French castle might argue that it is from Monty Python and the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch - for which thou shall count to three - not two and not four. Although The Knights who say "Ni" would say that it was a "red herring" (although the herring would never chop down the trees) and that it was really from Monty Python and the Meaning of Life. To which I say.........."Mongoose!" to all of them!
The correct answer is "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"
Trust me, a llama told me. (Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more, know what i mean?)
2006-12-14 16:29:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
2006-12-14 16:25:59 · answer #4 · answered by ... 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
2006-12-14 16:21:24 · answer #5 · answered by chris_in_columbia 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Monty Python and the Holy Grail! Were the Knights who say NEE!
2006-12-14 16:21:03 · answer #6 · answered by Joe S 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Monty Python search for the holy grail?
2006-12-14 16:22:07 · answer #7 · answered by Tricia B 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
2006-12-14 16:21:44 · answer #8 · answered by xbxbuddy 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, natch!
2006-12-14 16:24:31 · answer #9 · answered by hbangelicat 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Holy Grail
2006-12-14 16:20:50 · answer #10 · answered by Speedracer 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋