I need help thinking of funny joke reasons to join the Democratic Party
Ex:
If you are a victum that feels that life is unfair and that everyone else owes you something...then it's the party for you.
If you've given up on America...then it's the party for you
2006-12-14 16:14:17 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Think too much? Too educated? Too sophisticated? Too aware?
Tired of living the life of a lemming?
Join the Democrats.
2006-12-14 16:20:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 5⤋
If you feel the rest of America owes you and the government should be taking care of your every need, then this is the party for you.
If you're a chronic whiner or just love to hear yourself complain, this is the party for you.
2006-12-14 16:24:10 · answer #2 · answered by Bill P 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
If everything is a goddamn conspiracy.......you are a democrat!
If it is alright to pick the pocket of someone else to pay for your social programs....you are a democrat.
If you can take a 60 billion dollar defecit and turn it into a 32 billion dollar surplus by stealing the Social Security money and leaving an IOU........... you are a democrat!
If you can serve three months in viet nam when the minimum tour duty is a year and come back talking about what a hero you are.....you are a democrat!
2006-12-14 16:21:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
If you feel like you are bloated, the democrats are for you
If you feel the terrorists are imaginary then you are a democrat
If you think animals deserve full course meals, then you are a democrat
If you have cognitive dissosance, then you are a democrat
If you are on the verge of insanity then you are a democrat
2006-12-14 16:25:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
There are NO, ZERO, NADA, ZIP reasons for joining the Democratic party.
2006-12-14 16:43:33 · answer #5 · answered by yupchagee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Join the Democrats...it's easier than working!
If you feel that we should negotiate with terrorists and find out why they don't like us, and change our way of life to appease them...then by all means, joins the Democrats!
2006-12-14 16:18:39 · answer #6 · answered by El Bubba 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
10.WE changed are states to blue during the campaign
9.where else can you blame a Hanging chad
8.we know how to use big words no one knows but has to look up so we look smart like Demitasse
7.clinton had a better place than rush limbaughs humidor for his cigars
6.the republicans got rush,we got al franklin
5.Oprah's on our side
4.hillary gave us two presidents for one
3.would you like to see my nude pictures of Nancy pelosi and Diane fienstien?
2.whatever it is we didnt do it Bush did
1.our presidential candidate has got bigger ears than yours
2006-12-14 17:51:27 · answer #7 · answered by stygianwolfe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To halp me git oow ov Irak
2006-12-15 02:28:15 · answer #8 · answered by Jedi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If one is tired of people who are phony Christians,he/she should leave the Republican party and find some true Christians who cared about what Jesus taught in the Democratic party.
2006-12-14 16:20:18 · answer #9 · answered by brian2412 7 · 1⤊ 4⤋
Tired of taking responsibility for your actions, join the democrats
2006-12-14 16:17:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
Al Gore.. Dennis Kucinich... yumm yumm..
2006-12-14 16:20:42 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋