The hot guy get's blamed for everything. God watches over the world and thousands die from you-name-it, and everyone blames the horned dude. I would ask him why he stays with his current agency. He needs a new rep.
I would ask him "Why have so many people died in the name of religion on this earth? Was it you, or are you nothing more than a convenient ficticious scapegoat?"
2006-12-14 15:43:03
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answer #1
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answered by charlyvvvvv 3
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G'day the Devil's Lola,
Thank you for your question.
I'd ask him if he could spare some of the hot women sentenced to eternity for the sins of the flesh for a party during the holidays. Girls sentenced for lust and fornication would be particularly welcome.
By the way, will the personal visit be by yourself or the devil?
Seasons greetings
2006-12-15 03:46:06
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answered by Anonymous
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I have no questions, after all by definition all answers would be a lie. Plus, I don't believe in a devil other than those people who by their actions demonstrate what true evil is.
2006-12-14 23:16:42
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answered by Clown Knows 7
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Hi. It's all in the name, don't you think? D'evil. You can not believe in God without believing in the D'evil. Disavow one you disavow both. So my question? Do you feel envious the God gets the whole universe and you only get the core of the Earth.
2006-12-15 01:37:20
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answered by Cirric 7
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Are you chill'n with Led Zepplin, or is the playback of Stairway to Heaven just a myth
2006-12-14 23:15:44
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answered by electro- hamburger 4
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"Why are you so stupid that you would first think that you could actually be equal or greater than God, then you end up falling into the trap of doing just exactly what He intends for you to do?
By orchestrating Jesus Christ Death on the Cross, you ended up fascilitating His Resurrection and Salvation of all mankind who would recieve Him.
Bet your kick'in yourself for that one, ya idiot!"
2006-12-14 23:18:57
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answered by Anonymous
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"You're so busy all the time. How do you keep up the pace? Even God had to take a day off to rest once."
You can come over and play anytime, Lola.
2006-12-14 23:22:45
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answered by Anonymous
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There is a little bit of the devil in every one of us.So your question could directed at yourself
2006-12-15 01:00:46
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answered by Maka 7
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Do you still believe in GOD,and if so why do you not love him? And could Mohamed move that mountain or was it just PR?
2006-12-15 07:59:31
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answered by Anonymous
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can the devil look beautiful in an avatar..oh come out and be the beautiful thing i see
2006-12-15 07:55:40
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answered by George 2
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