2006-12-14 14:56:14 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
IT IS SECRET BETWEEN ME AND MY WIFE THOUGH ABOUT 21 YEARS HAVE PASSED OF THIS AMAZING NIGHT BUT WE STILL FEEL PLEASANT TO REMEMBER IT. WE ALWAYS TRY TO MAKE OUR EVERY NIGHT AS FIRST NIGHT.
2006-12-14 22:27:31 · answer #1 · answered by RAMAN IOBIAN 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok I get it! You want to know how I did it! Well here you go you pervert! The first night my brand new wife was very anxiuous and tired and she was in no mood for s e x. I wanted to be macho and do it the first night! So I took her in my arms and kissed her all over her face and tried to get her in the mood. Well she was bloody well scared. I did not know how to f u c k. I pretended that I knew. I remebered all those **** I had seen and felt inadequte anyway as my d i c k is not huge as the white or black guys. Anyway I tried to insert my penis but to my surprise it would not go in. Did the f u c king action and spurted out in a hurry and then it was a failure but a sure step in learning. Later in a few weeks nature taught me and the wife how to do it in a calm setting and now i enjoy the s e x. I hope this is a lesson to you in your conquest. Always empty your little guys an hour before the action so that you dont dischage your load too soon!
2006-12-14 18:14:18 · answer #2 · answered by nice guy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
By your name, you are of Asian decent, you will most likely be marrying a virgin. She will be really scared and tight (sorry) and will have heard many stories about you men there, (sorry) who also know nothing (most of the time), and are scared as well. Both of you have a lot to prove to others (family). In your country (homeland), family members still wait for the stained, white sheet. If you are not from that strict way ,its still in the blood. (pardon the pun).
Listen, you may not be able to penetrate the first night or 2 or 3 or 4 tries, the longer you wait the better for the relationship. She will fall hard for that quality in her husband. You can relieve yourself with her, just don't head for the pot of gold ,right away. Read some stuff on the net, there is lots!!! Good luck
2006-12-14 15:13:02 · answer #3 · answered by Ann_swer 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is unclear, Who's first night? Who is he? First night where, or with who? What do you need explaination on what?
2006-12-14 15:01:04 · answer #4 · answered by Ecala 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First night?
In my life?
With a guy?
With a girl?
Outside?????
2006-12-14 15:02:06 · answer #5 · answered by Hanoi_babe 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
MY first night on earth sucked badly . I was born too early and they took me out of my mother too early . DAMN .
2006-12-14 15:10:51 · answer #6 · answered by IT'S JUST ME ! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what do u means explain his first ngiht it doesnt make senseeeeeeeee elaborate ur sentence plz
2006-12-14 16:15:57 · answer #7 · answered by nashaahot 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what first night ? irrelevant question carrying no meaning
2006-12-14 15:41:41 · answer #8 · answered by saurav s 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The pain from the circumcision was unbearable.
2006-12-14 15:07:02 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
con fussing !!!!!!! I was just a one day old. So how can I explain ? In future please state your question clearly.
2006-12-14 18:30:18 · answer #10 · answered by rockylike007 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋