How can I kill Enoch the Vampire (in the story) ?

Question

ok my friend gave me a challenge. I am the main character in the story, i have all the powers of the Greek gods, and the three most powerful dragons in chinese and european myth. i have swords that contain more lighting than Zeus. I am about eqyal to Cain the Vampire.

This is the guy i need to fight, Cain's son Enoch. if Cain has the power of 1. Enoch has 3.78 x 10 to 29th power!!!! you can use whatever technology, charater you want. just give me enough strength/ idea to kill this guy. Hes vampire but not afraid of sunlight, crosses, garlic etc.

i dont care how cheap, lame and retard it sounds, just give me the power to kill Enoch (in story)

Answer 1

I like MamaBear's answer, if he's a vampire then Christianity and sunlight must have some effect, it's the rules of being a vampire. I think there is some confusion that because some vampires aren't worried about sunlight or crosses, that they aren't effected by them. However, I'm not writing the rules to this game.

So...There are things worse than death, or un-death:
-He is all-powerful. He is also immortal. One of the greatest anguishes for any creature is solitary confinement. If you could render him unconscious and lock him away for eternity, it would be as good as death. Perhaps a lead coffin on the ocean floor where the tectonic plates will eventually drag him under?
-Outer space is good too. Not much good 3.78x10^29 will do you when you're alone, naked, in zero-g, and drifting towards the sun/Pluto.
-Enlist the church. I understand garlic and crosses not having much effect, but I suspect the full power of "God Almighty" and his robed minions would be a lot to handle. Remember, the cross is just a symbol of faith. Faith is the real weapon against vampires.
-A Big Stick. I've yet to see a vampire that can handle a stake to the heart.
-Werewolves: If you're dealing with the biggest vampire, there's probably an equally big werewolf, or at least 20 slightly lesser ones. Maybe once he's been torn to shreds you could put him in little boxes, and mail him around the world?
-Silver, good for werewolves, vampires, and mothers-in-law.
-Betrayal: He has to have a weakness: puppies? ice cream? blood of an unborn goat? Get someone close to him and find out... or just stab him in the back.

I guess my general suggestion would be that even with all your powers and help, your friend is going to just say "nope. he's too strong." "Nope, doesn't hurt him." I suggest you go low-tech, and remember the KISS principle: Keep It Simple Stupid!

Answer 2

You need to trick Enoch into drinking the "wrong" blood. Since vampirism is a mockery of the ressurection of Christ, the sun and crosses should be of some help in your original battle. They should be at least some sort of ward (something he doesn't like/can't stand much of).

Fight Enoch. Use the swords and the dragons. Hit him with sunlight/garlic/whatever you have on hand. The point is to weaken/tire Enoch to where he gets thirsty. And I mean THIRSTY.

Have a hind on standby (Hinds were similiar to centaurs, but were half deer instead of horse). To really get Enoch's attention, make sure you have a pure female. Spike her blood with Holy Water, and trick Enoch into drinking it. Throw a communion wafer into his open mouth. Enoch should go up like an incendiary bomb. Don't forget to burn all the remains to ash, and sprinkle the ashes with holy water and salt. End of story.

Answer 3

Be a werewolf, thats the only thing that can kill a vampire.

Answer 4

Turn him against himself.