Things kids say?

Question

When I was a kid, I remember a guy who thought a myth was a female moth and a brothel was a thick soup.

Have you come across any other similar things that kids say?

Answer 1

In Sunday school, the teacher said that after we die, we will go to heaven and be granted a perfect body. A little girl asked, "You mean we will all look like Barbie?"

Answer 2

as I 12 year olg girl I walked into a salon id gone to a few times - and asked for a cut and b l o w j o b ! I hadnt realised what id said but all the hairdressers burst into fits of hysterics - and repeated it back to me asn asked if thats wjhat I wanted! they didnt tell me what they found funny. No im not making it up, also as a child my son refuse dto eat the 'snake' id served up for him - to everyone else - its STEAK! PLus as a youngster I used to call the group Pink Floyd - pink fluid! kids say the strangest things - without realisesing what they say

Answer 3

My son started school this year and they had a health visitor in class giving them a talk on head lice.
The health visitor asked the children in the class if they knew what head lice were and my little boy stuck his hand up in the air and shouted out There on your car so you can see in the dark!!!!!

The year before we went to the deer park on a nursery trip.
As we were taken around the deer the man giving us the tour said to the kids you can clap them if you want!!
So my son Started to clap his hands!!!

Answer 4

My son is 7, so around MOthers Day he brought me some art work that he made at school. He is my oldest child so all this school stuff is new to me and i didnt expect it, but anyways it was a poem that reads: "HAPPY MOTHERS DAY Mother, hands down-you are the best that there could be! And I hope all that my hands do will make you proud of me!" On the sides of the poem were his handprints in paint. I melted inside and cried happy tears of joy. Then my 4 yr old daughter was so cute one day. I was very sick with bad stomach cramps and yucky stuff and I couldnt drive myself to the dr. so my daughter tells me "Mom when I get bigger I will drive you to the doctor like you drive me." It was tears of happiness once again...

Answer 5

As my grandkids come over on weekends we talk about God and Jesus sunday mornings . We were around the breakfast table singing little hymns we learned Samayah (my grandaughter) then 3 yrs old said, MIMI..I I I want to go the the "GOLDDD CITY" !! BUTTTT I don't wanna die !! So precious..she was referring to the streets of gold the bible teaches about for those who have eternal life!

Answer 6

mine isn't really funny or even sweet, but true story: my 4 year old nephew once sat on the floor and yelled curse words all day just for fun, despite many "shut ups" said to him by his brother. and not the more vanilla curse words either. the kid was just spewing out the worst things i'd ever heard.

Answer 7

I remember a kid who thought a blow- job was a brand name of a leaf blower.

Answer 8

Yea, I know a kid who calls hummingbirds .... honiebirds. I hope he doesn't mind that I took the name for myself.

Answer 9

i remember my son thinking a hom was some sort of bike coz froggy went a courting and he did ride a hom(ah hum)

Answer 10

I don't have anything like that. However when my brother was little he use to call zucchinis, bikinis. I still tease him to this day about it. "Hey were frying up some bikinis you want some"?