When you are in bed with me? Assuming you can do anything you want to anyone or anything.....
2006-12-14 13:23:16 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I don't think I am allowed to write those thing on this site... Sorry. Really.
2006-12-14 13:26:33 · answer #1 · answered by ericscribener 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Welll first I would take my spandex shorts off. The really tight ones. Then I would take my pocket protector out of my button up short sleeved shirt. Then I would rip my shirt off. Then I would lay next to you whispering thing s about my ex wife in your ear. How much she likes Taco Bell....etc. Then I would try to pull my wang out. This would be tough since I am so small it would be hard to find it. Then I would make love to you. While doing it I would make strange sounds and faces. It would almost sound like a women screaming. All while keeping one hand on my head so the toupee I am wearing does not come off.
I know you would be occupied trying to use one hand to cover your mouth. Since my feet stink. Your other hand is on my hairy butt. Twirling the long hairs with your fingers. Pulling the crumbs I sat in out from the hair.
Oh yea..you like this. Oh, I forgot my other hand. It would be busy. I love to pick my nose while I make love. I find it produces the biggest boogers. And lets face it, Any nose picker knows that a big booger is the 'pirates booty' of the nose picking world. Don't worry...I share. I would split whatever I pull out 50/50.
How hot does that sound? I love it. Lets hook up some time. Call me hot stuff
2006-12-14 21:35:18 · answer #2 · answered by Husker 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Assuming I can do anything, I would go down under.
2006-12-14 21:26:59 · answer #3 · answered by Enterrador 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would leave, go to a shrink and try to figure out why i was in bed with you in the first place
2006-12-14 21:25:27 · answer #4 · answered by rainjrop 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would drift lazily to sleep and wish you a very good night.
2006-12-14 21:27:18 · answer #5 · answered by Elerth Morrow ™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have my head examined if I was in bed with a female.
I'm not a lesbian.
2006-12-14 21:32:10 · answer #6 · answered by jewel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leave ASAP, go to confession & seek help
2006-12-14 21:26:40 · answer #7 · answered by Angel Girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i will leave ma self to the devil`s
lol
2006-12-14 21:28:16 · answer #8 · answered by Ahmad Helmi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell you not to hog the covers
2006-12-14 21:24:49 · answer #9 · answered by painfully_average 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so passe'
c'mon you got nothin better then that??
booorrring.
2006-12-14 21:29:49 · answer #10 · answered by tirebiter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋