one year i was watching tv back at my mums house and these two blokes were peering through the window at me through the xmas tree branches, i saw them and one screamed to his mate, "effing leg it" and they ran down the path, how about you?
2006-12-14 13:05:51 · 14 answers · asked by ........ 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Other - Holidays
lmao thanks to a lot of you for making me laugh so far
2006-12-14 13:21:28 · update #1
Picture it...Christmas night...at my Aunt's house. Her son lives with her..and he's got some issues.
My 80 year old grandfather is perched about 3 feet from the television, another 90 year old relative next to him and another aunt who is the sweetest most innocent woman is also sitting there as well. The rest of us can actually see and are scattered around the room...about a dozen of us in all.
We're about to watch a video, and the TVhas been turned on. My mother is working the VCR which is a mistake from the beginning. She forgot to put the video we rented into the VCR and my cousin John had apparently been watching a video with questionable content earlier. The screen pops up and let's just say it was a graphic s e x scene. Everyone is screaming at my mother to turn the TVoff and she's jumping up and down, scared to turn around and when she does, she can't figure out how to turn the VCR off and somehow turns the volume on the TV waaaayyyy up. My other aunt hops up and is trying to shield the TV screen with her body while we're treated to the sounds of the activity in the video as apparently nobody thought to just turn the TV off completely.
My grandfather's eyes are about to pop out of his head, the 90 year old is having trouble breathing and my aunt has gone temporarily blind. The rest of us are howling.
2006-12-16 00:46:51 · answer #1 · answered by vegetable soup 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Coming home about 5 AM after a "little Christmas eve drink" with my mates. Albeit reasonably sober. Being told off by my mum's friend (a rather snobby school teacher type) as she loaded Mum's packages into her Toyota. I was informed that my mother thought I would not arrive to go to my brother's house. At mum's request, the friend had driven up to help: I, a loathesome creature, could not be depended upon.
At Brother's no one let me sleep more than a couple hours between Breakfast and the afternoon feast. Worse, they put me in an unheated spare room. Had I not been fortified with residuals of "the spirit" I would have probably frozen my bits blue!
Okay I was a bit of a git. Well, no, a Right Git. I could have called...but I still shiver thinking about that cold room.
Charles "That Cheeky Lad"
None the less...A Wicked Happy Christmas to everyone!
Peace and prosperity to all!
2006-12-14 13:51:34 · answer #2 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was 8 and it was like 4 am on Christmas morning. I ran out into the living room wanting to be the first to grab all the loot and I found my 70 year old grandparents doing the deed right in the middle of all the presents. I never got up that early for christmas morning again.
2006-12-14 13:15:33 · answer #3 · answered by redcherri817 3 · 8⤊ 0⤋
My parents laughing hysterically as I lobbed handfuls of coal at them from the sack under the christmas tree, while my brother sobbed 'I'm so sorry Father Christmas'
We were eventually given presents but I only remember the coal!
2006-12-14 13:16:50 · answer #4 · answered by libbyft 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I went up my bf's brothers house for a party, I'd only met the bf 2 weeks before. His mother noticed a small hole in my tights and she came up to me and literally ripped them off my legs!! I was mortified! She then started saying 'I want a grand daughter, you 2 better have some kids soon' (!) MENTAL. When I came in his sister in law started accusing her husband of fancying me, it was the strangest experience of my life.
2006-12-14 13:15:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can remember my youngest brother been crazy about animals and getting a wooden farm and plastic animals for his Christmas pressie, he threw all the animals on the fire and bawled his eyes out for ages, he wanted real animals and not plastic ones.
2006-12-15 01:10:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Seeing my presents brought to the house by a lady from social services because we were so poor.
2006-12-14 13:27:21 · answer #7 · answered by Stephen F 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Getting our mate and turning him into a human snowman actually covering him with snow from head to toe
2006-12-14 13:12:48 · answer #8 · answered by colin050659 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Getting nuts for christmas. It's all I remember getting that year. Peculiar.
2006-12-14 13:13:23 · answer #9 · answered by Answerer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Getting a black eye from my older brother,
true story
money was tight that year
2006-12-14 13:19:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋