1. tiolet paper their front yard
2.take a mall santa out front of your local mall and beat him with a giant candy cane
3.wear an 'anti christ' t shirt to the christmas party
4.rip their front lawn decorations down and put evolutionary readers magazine in their mailbox
5.dress up like mary go to their front door and flash them
6. run through the church service on x mas eve butt naked dressed like jesus
2006-12-14 12:30:58 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
this is for my atheists out there
2006-12-14 12:31:18 · update #1
What a poor sad human being you are. You must be miserable all the time. You hide your sadness in the guise of sarcastic humor in the name of atheism when really you are in pain all the time.
I suspect you are a Muslim who likes to deride Christians because true atheists could not care less what others believe and don't waste time insulting them wholesale.
2006-12-14 12:37:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
May God Bless You Each And Every Day! I Plead The Blood Of Jesus Over You!
2006-12-14 14:00:46 · answer #2 · answered by Ranchgirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you are mixing Christmas with Earth Day.
Nature boy.
Merry Christmas. May the new born babe, redeem your heart, soul and spirit.
2006-12-14 13:40:03 · answer #3 · answered by Lives7 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's a joke for ya...
A Christian lady walks out on her porch every morning and yells "Praise God!" Her atheist neighbor walks out onto her porch and screams at her neighbor, "There is no God!" One day the Christian lady walks out on her porch and prays, "Lord, I'm hungry. Please send some groceries." Her neighbor yells to her, "There is no Lord!" The next day, the christian walks outside to find a sack of groceries on her front porch. "Praise the Lord! Thank you God!" Here neighbor yells to her, "There is no Lord! I bought those groceries!" The Christian lady shouts "Praise to the Lord Almighty! Not only did you send me food, you made the devil pay for them!"
Hope this made you laugh! Merry CHRISTmas and God bless you.
2006-12-14 12:44:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
the real question is WHY do you want to ruin the season for some one else -- instead of being just glad that everyone is feeling good, charitable and having a pleasant time?
2006-12-14 12:59:42 · answer #5 · answered by sglmom 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Number six is interesting: naked & dressed at same time. Neat. Why does other religious beliefs excite you?
2006-12-14 12:34:17 · answer #6 · answered by Richard15 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm......not funny.
If you don't believe in God or Jesus, fine. But some of us do & it would be nice if you could respect that.
I think you should find a better way to entertain yourself.
2006-12-14 13:00:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i say live and let live. i try to be a good person and not ruin others happiness.
interesting list, sounds like high school kids would do that stuff
2006-12-15 02:38:56 · answer #8 · answered by Jenn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gee... you need to watch "The Grinch who Stole Christmas" - might give you some more ideas....
:-)
2006-12-15 13:06:57 · answer #9 · answered by themuze 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could NEVER EVER destroy my Christmas, Christmas is in the heart..sorry you don't have one.
2006-12-14 13:28:15 · answer #10 · answered by ladytee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋