Colt 45 and 2 zigzags?

Answer 1

You are making me thirsty! Stop! I still have to battle the rain and go work out!

Answer 2

no I got a case of Pacifico 3 limes and a box of zigzags. U got the weed lets party

Answer 3

ready when you are...I got 2 frosted mugs and something to roll up into the zigzags!!

Answer 4

My teenage years, you are mentioning the start of a great saturday night!!! Oh yeah!!!

Answer 5

Bring it on

Answer 6

equals one hell of a Saturday night?

Answer 7

i got my lighter.. be right there

Answer 8

...baby thats all we need. We'll go to the part after dark and smoke that tumble weed! Its Colt 45 by Afro man

Wait a minute man
Hey check this out man (tell it)
There was this blind man right, (this fool right here)(man check it, hey)
There was this blind man right
He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right (yeah), hey
He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin' (fish market?)
He stopped he took a deep breath he said
"Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies"
You like that **** man (that was pretty good)
Hey man I got a gang of that **** man
I tell you what my man on the guitar,
Hey fool on the drums.
everyonejust crowd around the mic I'll tell you all these motha ******' jokes but first imma start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy (C'mon!)

Say colt 45 and 2 zig-zag baby thats all we need we can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed, as the marijana burn we can take our turn singing dirty rap songs, stop to hit the bong like Cheech and Chong and sell tapes from here to hongkong. Roll roll roll my joints pick out the seeds and stems
feelin high as hell flyin' through Palmdale
skatin' on Dayton rims
so roll, roll, the '83 Cadilac Coupe Deville
if my tapes and my cds just don't sell i bet my caddy will.


well it was just sundown in small white town




they call it East Side Palmdale (well)
when the Afroman walked through the white land
houses went up for sale (hell)
well I was standing on the corner sellin' rap cds
when i met a little girl name jan
i let her ride in my caddy cause i didnt know her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan
we fuc*ed on the Bed
fuc*ed on the floor
fuc*ed so long i grew a fuc*in afro
we fuc*ed to the left
fuc*ed to the right
she sucked my di*k 'til the shi* turned white
I thought to myself sheeba-sheeba
got my a*s lookin' like a zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my way
until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
and so I ran, I jumped out the back window
but her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-four
he beat me to the left
he beat me to the right
the mother fuc*er wooped my as* all night
Oh, but i aint mad at a prejudice dad
thats the best damn pus*y I ever had
I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine
I'm gonna fuc* that bit*h just one more time

[CHORUS]
colt 45 and two zig-zags baby thats all we need (c'mon)
we can go to the Park, after dark
smoke that tumbleweed (uh)
as the marijana burn we can take our turn singin them dirty rap songs
stop to hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
so roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as hell flyin' through Palmdale
skatin on dayton rims
so roll, roll, the '83 Cadilac Coupe Deville
if my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my Caddy will


I met this lady in Hollywood (hollywood)
she had green hair but damn she looked good (yeah)
I took her to my house 'cause she was fine
but she whupped out a dick that was bigger than mine (ah haaa)

I met this lady from Japan (whoo)
never made love with an African
I ****** her once (once)
I ****** her twice (twice)
I ate that pus*y like shrimp-fried rice
dont be amazed with the stories i tell ya (tell ya)

i met a woman in the heart of australia
had a big butt and big titties too
so i hopped in her as* like a kangoroo

see i met this woman from hawaii
stuck it in her *** and she said aaiiiii
lips where breakfest
pus*y was lunch
then her titties busted open with hawian punch

met colonel sanders wife in the state of kentucky
she said ill fry some chicken if you just **** me
i came in her mouth it was a crisis
i gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices

[CHORUS]
colt forty-five and two zig-zags baby thats all we need (c'mon)
we can go to the Park, after dark
smoke that tumbleweed (uh)
as the marijana burn we can take our turn singin them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong

I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee (Tennessee)
Her titties were filled with hennessee (hennessee)
that country music really drove me crazy
but i rode that *** and said yes ms. daisy

i met this lady in Oklahoma
put that pus*y in a coma (yeah)

met this lady in Michigan
I can't wait 'til I fuc* that *****-again

met a real black girl down in South Carolina
fuc*ed her until she turned to a white albina


fuc*ed this hooker in Iowa
I fuc*ed her on credit, (what) so I owe her

fuc*ed this girl down in Georgia (huh)
came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya (naw)

met this beautiful sexy hoe
she just ran across the border of Mexico (what)
fine young thing said her name's Maria (what)
I wrapped her up just like a hot tortila
i wanna get married but i cant afford it
I know I'm a cry when she get deported

[CHORUS]
colt forty-five and two zig-zags baby thats all we need
we can go to the Park, after dark
smoke that tumbleweed (uh)
and as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
(hey wait a minute man wait a minute)

have you ever went over to a girls house to fuc*
but the pus*y just ain't no good (say what!)
I mean you gettin' upset cause you cant get her wet
plus you in the wrong neighborhood
so you try to play it off and eat the pus*y
but it take her so long to *** (say what!)
then a dude walk in thas her big boyfriend
and he asks you where you from (Where you from homes?)
so you wipe your mouth and you try to explain (I don't bang)
you start talkin' real fast (who you with) (i don't bang) (you liein)
but he already mad cause you ******' his woman
so he start beatin' on yo a*s
now your clothes all muddy
your nose all bloody
your dic* was hard but now its soft (what?)
you thought you had a girl to rock your world
now you still gotta go jack off (yee-haw)

[Chorus till fades off]
[CHORUS]
said colt forty-five and two zig-zags baby thats all we need
we can go to the park...