He keeps pounding on my door and swearing at me and it is most annoying.
2006-12-14 09:59:09 · 39 answers · asked by dishwasher67 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
For God's sakes, let him OUT! You've had your "fun" with him and he just wants to go report you to the sex crimes unit.
2006-12-14 10:00:33 · answer #1 · answered by I hate friggin' crybabies 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the nearest toy store and buy Chucky. He'll scare the pants off elmo and your problems will be last seen running west towards sesame street.
2006-12-14 10:01:33 · answer #2 · answered by Aussie Girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get a 2 by 4 and put some nails on the end and just whack it across the door..... Keep doing that until it stops saying that tickles.....
LOL hope it helps
2006-12-14 10:01:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. burn him (assuming you have matches or a lighter)
2. eat him (assuming that hungry man dinner didn't fill you up)
3. blow him up (***warning*** FBI may get you so RUNNN!)
4. trash (but that's really not that fun now is it)
5. throw him over an overpass (do it on a closed road please)
6. give him away (to an annoying child you know U know one)
hope this helps didn't have time to finish GOOD LUCK!
2006-12-14 10:03:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Throw Cookie Monster At Him Thats His Mortal Enemy.
2006-12-14 10:01:22 · answer #5 · answered by eeklipz777 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uhh dude you must have a possessed elmo if it hits your door and swears. My advice get a hammer and pound it until its in pieces, or blow it up.
2006-12-14 10:01:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
awwww. let him in and feed him milk and cookies. then call the local pd and tell them you have a lost elmo doll and you would like them to come and get him and take him to his parents. good luck and be gentle to the little guy. he is somebodies son. merry christmas.
2006-12-14 10:02:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ship it to one of those crazy mothers who are pounding and swearing at each other in the stores trying to get one of them.
2006-12-14 10:00:26 · answer #8 · answered by Jess H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll send Chuckie over
2006-12-14 10:00:29 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You open the door and give it a good kick in the stomach.
2006-12-14 10:00:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋