2006-12-14 09:25:32 · 9 answers · asked by College Kid 5 in Home & Garden ➔ Other - Home & Garden
tell them,"it was nice having u but i(or my family)need to get back to our usual routine by(mon,tues,whatever)." or blame it on ur busy work schedule/need to ferry the kids to their activities,need to spend more time with spouse/significant other,etc.ps-if u are still in school,say u have papers to write/work to do/tests to study for.
2006-12-14 09:35:38 · answer #1 · answered by Lyn K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have a Mediocre guest bed. You want it there but not too comfortable. Do not be a Hotel.
One year just after we built our house Between Sept. and April, we had NINE sets of guests.
I felt like a rooming house.
The last two that showed up at our door (we live 26 miles from the airport) came by cab with NO invitation.
I was so burned out that I told my Husband, two nights and they had to go anywhere else.
He delivered them to a Hotel near Disney World. Or I would be going somewhere else.
My Mother in Law came every Christmas, but we never ever invited anyone else.
Guests are amazingly helpless when they get in your house. They do almost nothing. I was cooking so much it was ridiculous.
Good Luck, You can always plead an emergency and you have to leave town. Then get them settled somewhere else.
2006-12-14 19:47:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A favorite saying of mine is: house guest and fish are both alike - after three days they stink.
Hide the toilet paper and put newspaper there. A friend of mine got the tax auditor to leave with that trick.
2006-12-14 22:32:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
dont invite them to begin with....
If they are already there...make them understand that you need to leave the house at a certain time and that their visit should be planned prior to and no exceeding your time limit. There are always apointments that can be "made" for anytime. Good luck.
2006-12-14 17:34:17 · answer #4 · answered by star 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Walk around in your boxers, scratching your bum and then offer to cook them breakfast!
2006-12-14 17:34:08 · answer #5 · answered by drammy22 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I like drammy22's answer the best. That's what I do
2006-12-14 18:21:10 · answer #6 · answered by catholicgirl55 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
play opera really loud & crap with the door open!
you could try hiding the toilet paper too.
2006-12-14 17:38:07 · answer #7 · answered by spooky 1 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
spray them with a hose lol
2006-12-14 17:46:19 · answer #8 · answered by the_blue_martini_69 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
show them a naked photo of Hillary Clinton.
2006-12-14 17:33:34 · answer #9 · answered by dishwasher67 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋