2006-12-14 09:18:57 · 13 answers · asked by Ixiya 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Learn to hold your breath.
There's a restaurant in Florida where they pay women to dress like mermaids and swim underwater. They have to learn to hold their breaths for 3+ minutes.
2006-12-14 09:20:40 · answer #1 · answered by FaZizzle 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good luck with that. Get in the tub, that'll get you all "pruney", it's the first step in becoming a mermaid. Oh, and eat lots and lots of anchovies.
2006-12-14 17:21:37 · answer #2 · answered by bon b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go fishing and catch a really big fish. Cut the fish in half, then cut off your legs. Now you just sew the fish tail where your legs use to be.
2006-12-15 13:52:12 · answer #3 · answered by snagy4 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe if you think about mermaids before going to sleep you'll dream that you are one...otherwise, sorry, it can't happen.
2006-12-14 17:20:48 · answer #4 · answered by glitch712 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
course I do cause I happen to be one (I'm also a vampire ninja but shhhhh no one is supposed to know)
call peter pan on his cell (be werry he might be in a metting with the easter bunny) have him fly you down to never land then go to tinker bells house and have her sprinkle pixie dust on you then go to your bathroom and spin around seven times singing merry had a little lamb backwords for 30 minutes uh on your head while wrting a letter to santa with your toes
2006-12-14 20:44:14 · answer #5 · answered by Mouse_Sweet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummm hmmmm......you can't become a mermaid ok unless you try surgery, they can create anything like horn on ur freakin forehead
2006-12-14 17:21:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Save up a great deal of money for a wing-nut plastic surgeon who will do anything for that money.
2006-12-18 12:04:26 · answer #7 · answered by Mary W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Play make pretend. It's better than real life anyway, because when you play make pretend you can pretend you are winning imaginary arguements and you are really killin' the other guy on the subject. lol
2006-12-14 17:34:54 · answer #8 · answered by A 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes. I have seen it done before. All you have to do is eat lots of Sushi. Good luck!
2006-12-14 22:08:13 · answer #9 · answered by loveistheanswer 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
put duck tape around ur legs(makesure its waterpoof) learn to hold ur breath reeeaaallly well( also learn how to swim w/ 1 leg...kinda 1 leg...) and jump into a sea(be precautious, u might just die!)
2006-12-14 19:19:35 · answer #10 · answered by toast&jam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋