tinky-winky proposed to spongebob squarepants and i've been asked to be the best man. i accepted. the wedding starts as usual, and then they both say i do. however, barney barges in and objects to the union. tinky-winky says, 'but why?' barney replies in song...
>>>>>>Becuz i love you, you love me. with you i'll be as happy as can be. gimme a great big hug and to you i'll say i do. won't you say that you do too?>>>>>>>
the church has fallen silent. i walk back to talk to barney and try to explain to barney that there's nothing left between him and tinky-winky. and then everyone's eyes are on tinky-winky and spongebob. spongebob is crying underneath is veil. tinky-winky searches thru his purple purse for a hanky for spongebob. tinky-winky looks at spongebob, spongebob looks at tinky-winky. the suspence is killing us. tinky-winky lifts his veil and just as he's about to speak, Patrick barges in and demands an explanation from spongebob. tinky-winky says, 'uh-oh'. what next?
2006-12-14 09:12:39 · 2 answers · asked by Christ Follower 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Tinky winky decides that the way Patrick barged in was just absolutely so sexy, so he asks Patrick to marry him. Spongebob squeals in heartache as Patrick and Tinky-Winky begin to do some slobbery french kissing. But then Spongebob dries his eyes with the lacy handkerchief and bats his eyelashes at Barney, who is standing there with his eyes round as saucers. Slowly they walk toward each other, having only eyes for each other. The preacher just shakes his head in utter disbelief as he marries Tinky-Winky and Patrick, who never stop Frenching except long enough to say "I do".
Then the preacher, as he is marrying Barney and Spongebob, he can't get a word in edge wise because Barney is too busy singing and dancing because he is gloriously happy that he finally gets to marry his one and only love, Spongebob Squarepants Barney. lol
2006-12-14 09:34:57 · answer #1 · answered by dyingatwork 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all, who is Patrick?
... Dipsy, Laa-laa and Po emerge from behind a row of church pews "Booh, Beuuuh...Heyyow, Tinky-Winky". Then Tinky-winky says "Again... again, Dipsy... again, Laa-laa... again, Po". Then Baby-Bop barges in the side door and complains "I can't find my hanky... where's my yellow hanky?" Then BJ comes in and proclaims "I have you hanky, Baby-bop". Then everyone falls silent and after what seems like an eternity, everyone bursts into laughter and Barney says "This is so silly. Let just give each other a Big hug". Then everyone walks arm in arm out of the church door and live happily ever after as friends, except for Spongebob whose employer at an eatery still uses him as a dishrag :(
2006-12-14 17:25:10 · answer #2 · answered by xander 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋