2006-12-14 09:08:23 · 46 answers · asked by Harjinder s 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Shake her head instead of your penis!!!! HA HA HA !!!!
2006-12-15 00:29:12 · answer #1 · answered by bisexualmale s 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I found an answer for you.. i think it is pretty lengthy but it could wit your ribs.
How to Make a Woman Happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
2006-12-14 18:05:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its not her brain that needs to be prepared its her body for a women its not the how much sex she can have ITS how good the sex is that she is having. with out the quality you ain't getting the quantity If you make her sex life worth having yours will fly off the charts!!! Not hatin' just spreading the truth!
2006-12-14 09:30:51 · answer #3 · answered by notes from an angry white chic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try being thoughtful and kind. Think of something that is important to her and then do something nice for her related to that. Thoughtfulness is the worlds best aphrodisiac especially when you have a partner that appreciates it. Out of that intimacy affection and them passion can grow.
But to know whats important to your spouse you first have to make sure you spend some time talking to her and getting to know her regularly... because people change over the years so communication has to remain present in any relationship continuously.
2006-12-14 10:46:22 · answer #4 · answered by Babloo2003 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have the same problem , one can prepare girl friend's brain or any other woman's brain to prepare for sex but not the wife's,after few years of marriage there brains become so stubbourn that it so hard to mould or shape up,,any way good luck to u
2006-12-14 09:25:50 · answer #5 · answered by rammy s 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Dude, you should get this book called "The Celebration of Sex". It's great, and has really taught me a lot about how to view intimacy with my wife.
2006-12-14 10:10:24 · answer #6 · answered by noshame 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get her excited ... get her wet ... play with her for a little bit ... romance her ... tell her you want to taste her ... suck on her neck ... throw her down on the bed ... jump in the shower with her ... dance around the house naked ... send her flowers ... cook dinner for her & clean up ... give her a massage ... buy her some lingerie ... send her a love note ... rub her feet ... do the dishes in the nude - no wait even better - do the dishes wearing nothing but an apron ... lol ... do something - anything ... !
2006-12-14 09:26:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You need to get creative. Discover ways to have fun with her and connect with her. When she talks listen, listen , and listen. She will tell you what she needs (it's in there somewhere). Laughter is the quickest way to sex with any woman.
When is the last time you made her laugh at something?
2006-12-14 09:36:27 · answer #8 · answered by SONG 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quickest way to get sex from your wife is to tell her NO! when she wants it...she will wonder what is wrong and then you will get sex over and over until she feels like she has regained control of the situation...works every time! Reverse psychology baby!
2006-12-14 09:31:51 · answer #9 · answered by I'm Gumby Damnit! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her how pretty she is starting in the morning, and going on until later. COmpliment her as much as possible. That will defenitely warm her brain up....amongst other things.
2006-12-14 10:27:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
get close to her in dark
slowly put down her clothes by dng some exciting things on right places
press the bobs softly
turn on her for sex by dng these things for some time
then both u will commit to have great fun
2006-12-14 14:22:47 · answer #11 · answered by cool 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋