what do you think of these quotes?

Question

"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love."

"I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with." (dennis leary)

"Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife."
(James H. Kabbler III. )

Kids. They're not easy, but there has to be some punishment for sex!


okay whats your fav?

Answer 1

Kids. They're not easy, but there has to be some punishment for sex!





tee hee thats funny