would Satan be a Democrat or a Republican?

Question

Poor little satan hasn't gottan much representation around here. which party do you think hed belong to.

Answer 1

Neither or both + all other partys-- why? he would take on the worst attributes of all political parties.

Answer 2

If Satan existed and his goal was maximizing evil in the world, I believe this is how it would play out. Although Satan would try to corrupt as many people in both parties as possible he would favor the republicans.

This is largely because Democrats tending to favor the poor and not the rich.

Since most of the rich except Bill Gates and Warren Buffet sold their souls to Satan long ago, Democrats seek to dampen Satan's power on Earth and empower the working man who due to his pain and suffering in this world tend to want to believe in god much more hoping for a better afterlife at least.

Answer 3

Some days he could be either. Also to one of the above posters. A Neo Con is a Jewish person, not a specific political view. Even the media hasnt had enough brains to see what the meaning is, they just call all Conservatives Neo Cons which is far from the truth, since most Jewish people are Democrats and are liberals.

Answer 4

In ancient Jewish tradition Satan is simply an angel doing the work that God assigned to Satan to do.

The word Satan means challenger. With the idea of Satan challenging us, or tempting if you will. This description sees Satan as the angel who is the embodiment of man's challenges. This idea of Satan works closely with God as an integral part of Gods plan for us. His job is to make choosing good over evil enough of a challenge so that it becomes clear to us that there can be only one meaningful or logical choice.

Contrast this to Christianity, which sees Satan as God's opponent. In Jewish thought, the idea that there exists anything capable of setting itself up as God's opponent would be considered polytheistic or setting up the devil to be an equally powerful polarity to god or a demigod.

Oddly, proof for The Christian satan/devil mythology is supposedly found in the ancient Jewish texts that were borrowed to create the bible. One can’t help but wonder how Christians came up with such a fantastically different interpretation of Gods assistant Satan in their theology.

Other hints about Satan’s role in human relations can be seen if you look at the name Lucifer. It’s meaning in the original tongue translates as Light bearer or light bringer. Essentially the bringer of enlightenment. The temptations of the Satan idea bring all of us eventually into Gods light. Hardly the Evil entity of Christian mythology.

Love and blessings
don

Answer 5

Satan has his name all over the Democratic Party.

Killing unborn fetuses, killing the elderly, killing the sick or disabled, harvesting embryos for their stem cells then discarding them, allowing homosexuals to have the same marital status as heterosexual married couples for their pleasure instead of the creation of life, removing nearly all symbols or statements about God in schools, government buildings, and public places, etc.

Satan is well represented by the Democratic Party and its Culture of Death, as anyone can clearly see from the above examples.

Answer 6

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Answer 7

Republican?

Answer 8

Republican. Good grief, he got elected in 2004 and has been president since 2001. He goes by the name of George W. Bush.

Answer 9

Republican

Answer 10

He'd be somewhere between a Socialist and a Communist. Socialism frowns deeply on religion, and Communism outlaws it altogether. The cleverest thing the Devil did was convince people he didn't exist.

Answer 11

Independent