2006-12-14 08:12:42 · 17 answers · asked by xigler 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
Read my book. The Seven Traits of Homosexual Beings. It's a
step by step process to same sex attraction. Guaranteed to turn you gay in three days straight...well, not straight exactly because that would be counterproductive wouldn't it!
Read it and 3 days later your wardrobe will be update, your nails manicured to perfection, you'll be on your way to a Botox appointment right after you meet with you Feng Shui designer. It worked for me and those closest to me (if only you knew how close) and it can work for you too!
It won't be available in stores until February but if you message me I'm sure we can reach an arrangement. Just think! You too could be Gay by Christmas!!!
2006-12-14 09:12:58 · answer #1 · answered by Master Trent 1 · 7⤊ 0⤋
I believe Gay people are born that way. Why is it that two people of the same gender are raised by the same parents with the same lifestyle and one is gay and the other is straight? The only logical answer is being born that way. It is possible to make a choice to be gay perhaps. I've known several friends (both male and female) that lived most of their lives as straights and one day they just chose an alternate lifestyle. So does that mean they were actually gay at birth or made a choice? I don't know. I think way too much time is spent worrying about someone's sexual proclivities when the people should be accepting the person for who he/she is.
2006-12-14 16:27:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 1⤋
Oh, well, there's a 6-week course you have to take on gay culture, then there's the 3 week internship shadowing a real-life gay person, then there's that pesky obstacle course... then finally you're gay...
Dude, get real. People don't become anything... they're either gay or they're not, there's no choice involved.
2006-12-14 17:12:28 · answer #3 · answered by Phedre D 3 · 8⤊ 0⤋
First you have to apply for membership. I think you can download an application at www.areyoufuckingkiddingme.com. You have to send in the application with the $50.00 registration fee. It takes about 4-6weeks to hear back, and then there is a 6 month probationary period. If all goes well you should be gay August. Good luck!
2006-12-14 22:50:56 · answer #4 · answered by memyselfandi 2 · 8⤊ 0⤋
not sure you "become" gay; I think you're born that way. at least in my case, I knew since the fourth grade. I didn't have gay sex (or any sex) until college. If you're talking about experimenting with gay sex, experiment. Find someone that you're comfortable with and have at it. Just be sure to set you limits (in your mind) ahead of time. And, enjoy.
2006-12-14 16:19:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 10⤊ 1⤋
I did not BECOME gay I was BORN that way
2006-12-14 17:34:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
First you have to pass a round of rigorous interviews. If you're not intelligent enough, attractive enough, or witty enough, you are passed over and must remain heterosexual. If you're lucky enough to pass the interview, there's a performance test....
WTF??? Nobody "becomes gay!!!"
2006-12-14 17:05:25 · answer #7 · answered by Izzy 2 · 10⤊ 1⤋
I went to my Doctor and he gave me prescription and ta da i was gay, I mean I am gay.
2006-12-14 16:35:34 · answer #8 · answered by Mark F 4 · 9⤊ 1⤋
how do you become straight? im not gay but im pretty sure it works the same way...lol
2006-12-14 16:24:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 10⤊ 1⤋
How does one become straight?
2006-12-14 16:39:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 1⤋