How much would it cost to make you eat a pound of barbed wire?

Question

I pay flamingos a doller for each pound they consume, is that enough? it entertains me

Answer 1

Sounds reasonable to me, where do you get said flamingos and barbed wire? I like your pearls before swine avatar!

Answer 2

First I would have to find out how I could prepare it so that my human body could digest it or at least **** it out. Then I would find out the side effects it would cause my body. As long as the side effects weren't too high, I would do it. I think I could live with 30-40 thousand dollars a year and I may live about 50 years more.
Under those terms, It would cost you $1,750,000 to make me eat a pound of barbed wire. You are probably not paying your flamingos enough.

Answer 3

Tell your "friend" that I would most definitiely eat a pound of barbed wire for a Klondike Bar.

Answer 4

I pay flamingos two dollars for each pound they consume, I guess thats why they like me so much.

Answer 5

What kind of question is that? First of all, I don't think anyone would want to eat barbed wire no matter how much you paid them because you could scratch your throat and either bleed to die or choke. Either way, you would probably die or at least be hospitalized. Second, what you do to animals for entertainment sounds to me like animal cruelty. You should be ashamed of yourself!

Answer 6

About 2000 dollars

Answer 7

3 rugged pairs of worn out booties,and 57 alpacas

Answer 8

poor flamingos

Answer 9

Flamingos? I would not do it for anything

Answer 10

12 cents