would you smile sweetly or stab him with the fire poker?
2006-12-14 07:05:51 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
I'd steal his sack and run away.
2006-12-14 07:07:58 · answer #1 · answered by helloha06 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, I suppose I'd give him some milk and cookies and ask him if he wanted to check his e-mail before flying on. But I'd spread an old sheet over the chair before he sat down, as I don't want to have to clean soot off my favorite chair.
Hey, folks, Santa is MAGIC - he can wiggle through a pinhole and come out full-sized on the other side. Maybe he even has magic soot-repelling clothes.
Santa, if you're reading this: chocolate chip or oatmeal raisin? I want to be prepared. Chocolate or white milk?
2006-12-14 07:54:25 · answer #2 · answered by Maple 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My chimney pots have a 10 inch diameter. If Santa can get down there, I'd like a copy of his diet book.
2006-12-14 07:11:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It would be amazing to see Santa as I don't even have a chimney....
But I would smile sweetly and offer him a mince pie he might have something in his sack for me
2006-12-14 07:10:41 · answer #4 · answered by xXx Orange Breezer xXx 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Contact Paudrig Nally who liquidated Frog Ward in Ireland.
2006-12-17 03:20:12 · answer #5 · answered by breedgemh_101 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably get on his sleigh with him and travel the world. Always wanted to go to the Caribbean. Then i would live in the north pole for ever, then i would throw him of the sleigh one Christmas and be Santa. Yeah
2006-12-17 05:14:53 · answer #6 · answered by Marley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Obvious that no one here has ever looked up in a fireplace.
There is a damper that is about 3" wide by about 24" long that only
opens part way
Only Fairies can get thru that
2006-12-14 07:35:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, I'd wonder where the chimney came from. Then try to bribe him with milk and cookies... while I plead that I was REALLY good this year.
2006-12-14 10:40:55 · answer #8 · answered by Jyse 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank him for cleaning out the chimney, then nick his sack, after biting him on the bum.
2006-12-14 07:08:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He'd have to be pretty skinny to get down my chimney,large sack,say no more!
2006-12-14 07:09:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Warn him not to go to my brother's sister-in-law's house. She is a slag. He would never get finished with his rounds once she got him in her clutches!
Charles "That Cheeky Lad"
May everyone have a wickedly happy Christmas!
2006-12-17 18:43:14 · answer #11 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋