2006-12-14 07:03:49 · 16 answers · asked by manatee_love 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
http://www.myspace.com/78445209
2006-12-14 07:06:42 · update #1
in an open top sports car - the wind would mess up your hair - and drive you crazy
good morning
2006-12-14 12:52:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
2) Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)
3) Insist that your e mail address be: xenagoddessofire@companyname.com>
4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
5) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.
6) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'IN'.
7) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
8) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
9) In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for sexual favors.'
10) Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."
11) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy".
12) Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like it that way.
13) dontuseanypunctuationorspaces
14) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
15) Ask people what sex they are.
16) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
17) Sing Along at the opera.
18) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
19) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is the opposite gender.)
20) Send an email to the rest of the company to tell them where you're going. For example: If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom.
21) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.
22) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
23) Hum when you ride an elevator.
2006-12-14 15:29:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The fastest way to drive a human insane is to establish protocols of severe punishment and modest rewards. Then, you do not establish any viable pattern for their implementation. In other words, if you pull the red cord, you get a cookie - one time - but the next time you get an electrical shock. And so forth.
2006-12-14 15:08:25 · answer #3 · answered by ericscribener 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sing Dr. Demento's "They're Coming To Take Me Away" at the top of my lungs while locking us in a closet.
You can run but you can't hide, Coco
2006-12-14 15:10:50 · answer #4 · answered by FoxyFoxy, Kickass Drama Queen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I could not get to see the myspace
but by my love.
and constantly doing stuff for you
you would end up saying to me, HEY I can do stuff for myself
and I would say, but a princess should not have to do anything, but look beautiful and you do look beautiful
smile
good luck
2006-12-14 15:22:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Have you watched the SAW movies? I'm pretty sure that would drive you crazy.
2006-12-14 15:08:17 · answer #6 · answered by RACQUEL 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would wrap your entire body in plastic wrap then watch you try to move.
2006-12-14 15:07:01 · answer #7 · answered by dishwasher67 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
by asking silly questions! lol
2006-12-14 15:07:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
By looking at your eyes !!!
2006-12-14 15:07:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you crazy? i woudn't drive you anywhere.
2006-12-14 15:06:29 · answer #10 · answered by Pie's_Guy 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋