I need really good and dirty comebacks?

Question

i am an eight grader and this kid is always picking on me and i can never think of anything to say.

Answer 1

NASTY INSULTS

n-1.If your were the last person on earth I would not (blank) you......

n-2.I was searching the net for scum-bags and your name came out at the top of the list.

n-3.I was searching the net for douche-bags and {ONLY} your name came up....

n-4.The only thing smaller then your dick is your brain...

n-5.How come? When you open your zipper your brains fall out...

n-6.When God was handing out brains you thought he said trains and decided to drive....

n-7.Piss off and die....

n-8.And they thought blondes were dumb...when the light comes on in the car you think it's a night light.

n-9.Your a hotheaded twit....All loaded with notions and full of ****...

n-10.Eat **** F*ck-off and die....

n-11.You are a flea infested scum bag..every time you show up I itch...

n-12.Are you as stupid as you look?

n-13.Did you mother have any children that lived?

Answer 2

Dirty Comebacks

Answer 3

Just don't talk to her, that'll solve the problem. But if she talks to you first, get back at her by using personal experiences. That wounds the most. For example, if you talk about math class and she gives you a dirty look, then comeback by saying something like "oh yeah, I remember how you got an F on that math test— aw, you're grades haven't improved?" or something like that. But try not to be mean unless you have to. Just forgive and forget. You ex-friend might have a method to her meanness. Try to confront her.

Answer 4

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I need really good and dirty comebacks?
i am an eight grader and this kid is always picking on me and i can never think of anything to say.

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Answer 6

flip him off and call him a fag

Answer 7

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