I have tried Tesco's and Sainsburys does anyone know anywhere in London I can go to buy a seat in the house of Lords!!
2006-12-14 06:06:12 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
I'll do you one for a tenner....... I get em down the market.
2006-12-14 06:09:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
seeing that you have the money take your million self to Harlem
make sure you go at around one am in the morning,approach
the biggest brother you see an ask him where you can purchase
a knighthood. just keep in mind he may find no humor in this and then stomp your wealthy *** into the asphalt,but it would be a learning experience for you and you could tell all your polo buddies how you got *** whooped by some brother from the hood in the middle of the night.hows that for knighthood?
2006-12-14 06:43:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very easy.
Give me your name and bankers reference for proof of funds.
I will introduce you to a famous PR company.
He will arrange a meeting with a representative of either political party.
Pay your money as a political donation (minimum 500k) and you will get your Knighthood or Lordship in the next honours list.
But if you were a multi millionaire you would already know how.
2006-12-14 22:32:05 · answer #3 · answered by ian d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Knighthood will not get you into the house of lords. If you really do have loads of money then give a lot to charity and make sure the country hears about it and you will get the Knighthood.
Happy Christmas.
2006-12-14 06:11:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you can convince Cherie Blair never to take off the bag on her head,,I'll bloody give you a Knighthood,,she scares the crap out of my kids and it's not even Halloween yet
2006-12-14 17:58:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just make a donation to the Labour party. A tenner would probably do it. Knighthood guaranteed, providing you call it a loan.
2006-12-14 07:40:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If sir has the means, sir can have a knighthood, may I introduce sir to the treasurer of the Labour party?
2006-12-14 06:12:44 · answer #7 · answered by A True Gentleman 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10 downing street seems a fair place to start they stock peridges
i cant see a problem with a knighthood. good luck.
2006-12-14 06:11:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Give Tony Blair a ring at 10 Downing Street.....that's what the police are talking to him today about isn't it....Vote Labour
2006-12-14 06:13:50 · answer #9 · answered by reggie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You've asked the audience. you've had your 50:50 now phone a friend. "What"! Tony Blair At No.10 Downing street. You've got to be Kidding "NO"!.
O.k Hi tony whats your answer give me a share of the money.
2006-12-14 06:23:13 · answer #10 · answered by Gilly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try the pound shop down the high street,that's their going rate at the moment.
2006-12-14 06:14:18 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋