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2006-12-14 05:28:44 · 6 answers · asked by Pumpkin Nickel Bread 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Last night, we, my sister and I, were watching a porno about masturbating when I saw grandma sucking dads di*k with a bible in her hand. Breaking her words into syllables she shouts "I... re...buke.... you.... in... the... name... of.... Je....sus!" I was so shocked, disgusted, and mad I thought my head was on fire. So, I grab my sister and we took the subway down to grandmas house to see if it was true. Surely enough, there was grandma sucking dads di*k with the bible in her hand shouting like a mad woman. She stopped and looked at me for a moment finally asking, "Why are you just standing there? Do you want some grandma to eat you too? Do you need me to get the devil out of you?" I thought to myself,"I haven't had any type of sex in a long time and grandma is doing that kind-of well." So, I said FU*K IT and let grandma cleanse my sister and I of all our sins.
2006-12-15 02:29:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
We are on our way to Grandma's house for Christmas. My dad, sister and I are all riding the subway hoping that we can make it there on time. The guy beside me is staring at my sister and I and I can tell that he has sex on his mind. I'm starving to death and I can't wait to get there so we can eat. After we eat, we get the Bible out and read the story of the birth of Jesus while sitting by the fire.
I hope that was good and worth 10 points.
2006-12-14 05:37:00 · answer #2 · answered by Marenight 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was with my husband when we walked in on my Grandma, Dad and sister having threesome sex which disgusted me so badly that I no longer had an appetite to eat so before walking back to the subway station, I grabbed a Bible, set it on fire and tossed it in the middle of the house.
2006-12-14 05:40:27 · answer #3 · answered by duvaldiva.com 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
We Are going to go give Grandma her Bible back, but Dad can't go because he had to go Eat at Subway with his friend, and my Sister is in the House having Sex with her boyfriend, which has caught on Fire.
That is the best I could come up with.
2006-12-14 05:33:31 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Today i caught the SUBWAY with my GRANDMA to my DADS HOUSE. My SISTER said "dont come WE ARE having SEX near the FIREplace. So we waited outside and prayed for them from the BIBLE as we ATE..!! They tried very much to do it another way and BE CREATIVE!!!
HA HA HA LIKE it huh??!?!
2006-12-14 05:40:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
WE had to go to GRANDMA'S house when we caught DAD and his SISTER having SEX. disgusted, we announced that we ARE going to grandma's. when we got to grandma's HOUSE she read us verse in the BIBLE while we were EATing a SUBWAY sandwich and told us they will burn in hellFIRE
=)
2006-12-14 05:35:37 · answer #6 · answered by §èxÿtà mmý ® 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋