How about this one: My marriage will be better if we have children.
2006-12-14 05:12:44 · 33 answers · asked by Claire 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
Background info: We had just come from a lake in Kentucky that unfortunately had turned. All the Carp were belly up floating around the lake, decaying. On our way home, I asked my "brilliant" brother-in-law, "What do you think happened to the fish?"
His straight-faced, completely serious response, "Maybe they drowned."
2006-12-14 05:17:08 · answer #1 · answered by jkaaz101406 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
In discussing 9/11 in New York City, and in talking about how President Bush didnt react fast enough, some jackass in the elevator of my work building said,
"Man, i wouldnt be surprised if President Bush planned 9/11 himself".
Brilliant. The President of the United States conspired with a terrorist nation to attack his own constituent. That makes plenty of sense.
2006-12-14 05:16:09 · answer #2 · answered by JusticeManEsq 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
College campus, in an academic building, during finals week. This girl clearly didn't attend class, and took the syllabus quite literally.
Girl: Does anyone know where TBA is?....Because I have a final there.
Girl's friends: no i don't know where that is
2006-12-14 05:22:39 · answer #3 · answered by should be working 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard a woman ask another woman who was heavy,
When are you due? The lady answered I'm not pregnant. To say the least you could hear a pin drop.
2006-12-14 05:18:04 · answer #4 · answered by autumn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is pretty stupid. The stupidest comment I've ever gotten was
"You have cute ears"
That amused my friend and me for hours after words :)
2006-12-14 05:14:24 · answer #5 · answered by winds_of_justice 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a twin and when we are out together stupidest thing someone can say is.... are you 2 twins ....uh duh...lol have a great day :)
2006-12-14 05:15:26 · answer #6 · answered by islandergirl_111 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Is this chicken that I have or is this Tuna? I know it's tuna but it says Chicken!" -Jessica Simpson! Classic!
Oh and this one "Gay marriage should be between a man and a woman!" Arnold Shwartzinagger(however you spell it)
Krazy Libra
2006-12-14 05:15:41 · answer #7 · answered by krazy_libra_from_ac 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ever go for that you can have a wonderful marriage w/o children
2006-12-14 05:14:55 · answer #8 · answered by Tee 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A pound of hamburger weighs more than a pound of lettuce because hamburger is heavier by weight.
Snort!! snort!!
2006-12-14 05:47:31 · answer #9 · answered by Kokopelli 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can change her mind about not wanting children
2006-12-14 07:34:40 · answer #10 · answered by oldsoftee2001 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋