2006-12-14 05:01:35 · 7 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Nagasaki wasnt hit by atom bomb........Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground
2006-12-14 06:04:06 · answer #1 · answered by SpinKick 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Totally true. In fact the U.S. government is currently employing him as a six party talks negtioator. Their stragey is simple. Have Chuck sit face to face with Kim Jon Il with a bowl Texas Pete's diablo chille and E coili laced Taco Hell burritos. Where upon he is instructed to turn his face red, sweat profusely and go cross eyed until the dumpy little dictator runs back to the north and behaves himself. Now that my friends is the true power of a Chuck Norris fart.
2006-12-14 13:16:53 · answer #2 · answered by malickai4 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woo-hooooo!
2006-12-14 13:05:28 · answer #3 · answered by clever nickname 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey what is with all these chucknoris qustion after i asked one there has been a new qustion one after the other.
Hey answer this qustion
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AlzTl4cjsYx2MS49fI5aoLDsy6IX?qid=20061214095207AA9Lriz
2006-12-14 13:05:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only when he shoots a gummi bear out of his rear..then you got something there
2006-12-14 13:03:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
how would I know???
You may want to direct this question to his wife/family if he has one.
2006-12-14 13:04:07 · answer #6 · answered by Agent99 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It could be.
2006-12-14 13:10:15 · answer #7 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋