Make up a story using these 5 musicians: 10 points for the best?

Question

Jim Morrison
Lars Ulrich
Steve Vai
Tori Amos
Ferige (I know she's not a musician at all but hey you can have fun with it...)

10 points for the most original one - think hard!

Answer 1

Steve Vai and Lars Ulrich and Tori Amos were hard at work, rehearsing in the deserted nightclub. The place reeked of beer-drenched vomit and cigarette smoke, just as all dive bars do. Jim Morrison, still hung-over from a night of sex, booze, and drugs, slept on a barstool, his head lying flat against the sticky surface of the bar. "C'mon, Jim!", Lars said loudly, barely causing Morrison to stir. "C'mon, Jim! We need to learn these tunes!"
Without lifting his head, Jim murmurred, "Why should I rehearse? Am I gonna get laid more if I rehearse? Besides... The bass player ain't even here, is he?"
"Aw c'mon, Jim! Just get over here and let's do it!", Vai chimed in.
Morrison didn't even have to open his eyes to know that Fergie had just walked in. He could smell the "clean" walk into the room. Fergie was a real girlie-girl (unlike the nerdy Amos, poring over her sheet music). She was freshly showered, smelled like a Spring morning, and looked totally hot in her maroon biker leathers. Morrison got his second wind, his eyes opening wide to take in the lady's lumps. Clearing his throat gruffly and half tucking in his black tuxedo shirt into his jeans, Jim staggered from the barstool and asked Fergie, "You the new chick singer?" "Yeah", she replied. Then, taking Fergie by the hand, he said, "Well, come with me. We're holding auditions in the manager's office." Tori rolled her eyes in disgust, trying to conceal a hint of envy. Ulrich and Vai struck up a tinny groove as they waited for the bass player, who was always late.

Answer 2

jim morrison walk down the street and walk rigth into steve vai who gets angry and kills tori and fergie and lars ulrich kills them all by hitting them on teh ehad with a special killing drum stick


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