Can you write a Christmas paragraph or two or more, that includes these phrases, with a MYSTERY theme?

Question

1. Well, this is another fine fix you've got us into.
2. Ringo Starr.....with the drumstick.
3. This might be upsetting if it was not so funny.
4. Miss Scarlett, in the library.
5. That defies the laws of gravity!
6. Hee Haw and Merry Christmas.

Answer 1

Mr. Boddy was holding a Christmas party. Yet again, not through some foolish and insane brain fritz, but in the spirit of Christmas, he invited six people who have numerous times at least attempted to kill him. They all arrived, happy and joyful, and even Mrs. White, who usually had a somewhat stuffy nature, had a little too much eggnog, and was hugging everyone, shouting "Hee Haw and Merry Christmas!" Suddenly the lights went out! There was a panicked, and then stifled, scream. When the lights came back on, Mister Green found himself staring at Colonel Mustard's polished boots. "That defies the laws of gravity!" Mister Green cried. Colonel Mustard squeaked out, "get... me... down." Mrs. Peacock screamed as she noticed the rope that was holding the Colonel up. Quickly the group cut him down. The Colonel grasped at his throat and hacked. Professor Plum snickered. When the others looked at him in surprise, he shrugged. "This might be upsetting if it was not so funny." "Who did this to you?" asked Mr. Boddy. The Colonel shook his head. "I do not know." Mrs. White looked around. "Where is Miss Scarlet?" The group grew worried, and began looking for her. When Mrs. Peacock found Miss Scarlet, dead in the library, she shrieked and fainted. "Hmm," said Professor Plum calmly. "Blunt trauma to the head." Mr. Boddy wrung his hands. "But who could have done this terrible thing? And how?" Professor Plum turned to him. "It appears Colonel Mustard was only a distraction, to keep us busy while the murderer lured Miss Scarlet away to kill her." "But who did it?" Mr Boddy asked again. Professor Plum pointed a vicious finger to two of the other guests, Oliver Hardy and Ringo Starr. "They did! Those two concocted the plan and Miss Scarlet was killed by Ringo Starr... with the drumstick!" Oliver swatted at Ringo and cried, "Well, this is another fine fix you've got us into!"

Answer 2

Miss Scarlett, in the library, was enjoying the fire and the Christmas tree. It was a lovely tree and the French windows behind it showed the falling snow. Some of it appeared to be dancing up the window pane. 'That defies the laws of gravity,' she thought.

Jed stuck his head in the door, “Hee Haw and Merry Christmas! Grubs on! Come on and let’s eat!”

She followed the Southerner into the dining room. It was an informal gathering and the meal had been laid out on the buffet table. Ringo Starr was wrestling with the drumstick, trying to remove it from the turkey on the sideboard. He gave it a hard jerk and there was Ringo Starr with the drumstick in hand flying across the room. He crashed against the table and ended up sitting on the floor, the turkey in his lap, dressing scattered around him and on his shoulders, a yellowish brownish snow.

The room exploded into laughter and Ringo looked up sheepishly, “This might be upsetting it if was not so funny!”

Helped to his feet, the turkey was returned to the sideboard and everyone proceeded to fill their plates and find a seat at the table. Jed had just suggested that Dr. Jamison offer a prayer when the lights went out. There was a scream and a match flared. Jed had lit a match and applied it to the decorative candle in the center of the table.

The Doctor was laying face down in his mashed potatoes, the Turkey Fork stick out of his back.

“Well, this is another fine fix you’ve got us into,” drawled the Southerner.

Answer 3

No, I can not. You should do your own homework.