Tell me a good description and include some stories or something and other information instead of a one word answer, then maybe I'll choose you for the best answer ;). If you create a story or an actual fight scene, automatically best answer in my book, stories have to be somewhat funny though.
2006-12-14 00:58:54 · 18 answers · asked by gbda86 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
Der......Bruce's one inch punch would have Mr. Norris down in no time. Didn't Bruce 'teach' Norris?? Bruce trained so hard, his hands were like steel. He was so much faster than his American comtemparies.
The mighty little man from Hong Kong, barely moved, and his lightning speed, one inch punch hit the American in the chest. No one in the audience saw it coming, nor did they see, the look of shock on Norris' face. His eyes popped from their sockets, even as his heart stopped.
Yep...Bruce Lee ultimately would beat Chuck Norris.
2006-12-14 01:15:49 · answer #1 · answered by Kesta♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Okay well first off we have to go through the Resurrection process for Bruce Lee. We'll have to travel to the back woods of China to find an ancient Chinese Doctor who specializes in raising the dead. After we find him, we'll have to travel back to the states. Not to selves make sure that we bring a translator with us at all times. Ok now comes the tricky part. We have to travel to Seattle Washington to the Lakeview Cemetary on 15th street. Now we have to plan this when the moon and stars are all aligned just right and it's an all night ceremony so we have to be very careful that we don't get caught. Now we have to raise Bruce Lee from the dead. Ok we are all sitting around his grave site and the ceremony begins. Just when we think that it's not going to work Bruce Lee appears. Okay we put him in the car and take him somewhere where he can being training for this fight in private. In the meantime, you and I get in touch with Chuck Norris's agent and set this fight up. Of course we don't tell the agent that we have brought Bruce Lee back from the dead. Okay it's the day of the fight. Chuck Norris has no idea what's about to hit him. We've advertised this as the Fight of the Century Chuck Norris against unknown fighter. Okay so Chuck Norris enters the ring. He's all ready. Now enters Bruce Lee people in the audenience are stunned, he looks exactly as he did back in 1973 when he died. Chuck Norris is stunned. Bruce Lee enters the ring, the bell dings, Bruce takes a swing, down goes Chuck Norris for the count. Chuck Norris was in so much shock that we had brought Bruce Lee back to life that he couldn't even fight him.
2006-12-14 01:16:59 · answer #2 · answered by Marenight 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If both men were alive and at their best, I would wager on Chuck. Why? He actually was a middleweight world champion in full-contact martial arts, while Bruce avoided such competition, so Bruce's abilities in real fights are only theoretical. Bruce preferred movie fights with scripts in his favor. Bruce did have some great skills, but how well would he do in a world championship bout against Chuck? We will never know for certain, but we do know that Chuck won. Chuck was heavier than Bruce. That gives him more potential power.
2006-12-14 01:33:45 · answer #3 · answered by miyuki & kyojin 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
::ahem:: Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer...too bad Chuck Norris never cries!
Chuck Norris would win for the simple fact that he'd call in the Texas Rangers (you know, George Bush, etc.) and they'd get rid of Bruce Lee because he's an "immigrant".
that was meant to be a joke.
2006-12-14 02:43:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't like Chuck Norris. I don't know why. It's just one of those things so I would have to say Bruce Lee..
2006-12-14 01:07:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Believe it or not, they used to spare together. Especially when they were making the movie. Chuck, who is a Tang Soo Do practitioner and Bruce, who learned Wing Chun Gung Fu and then invented Jeet Kun Do were buddies. Chuck could block Bruce's unblockable hammer punch and it would perplex Bruce. Chuck told him the only reason why he can block it is because he knew where Bruce was going to be.
I, myself am a high blue-belt in International (Chon-Ji) TKD, Hapkido and some Judo. I am a Bruce Lee fanatic and know many, many REAL stories about him and about where Chuck trained. I get my certificates from there.
2006-12-14 01:06:49 · answer #6 · answered by madbaldscotsman 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
they did have a fight and chuck norris won the fight. and in the movie where they fought chuck was winning the fight until bruce went to chinese boxing and finaly won but the fight they actually had was at a tournament and chuck did win the bought.
2006-12-14 01:03:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Chuck Norris would win, you know why, cause Chuck Norris lost his virginity be for his dad did
2006-12-14 01:01:30 · answer #8 · answered by scotty B. Goode 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
they have fought before bruce died and bruce lee whipped up on chuck norris.
2006-12-14 01:03:06 · answer #9 · answered by andyramvzb 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you need to see return of the dragon it's bad *** but Bruce Lee would win because he was just awesome everyone knows that I would also like to correct flipwhip it was return of the dragon not enter the dragon I have all his movies.
2006-12-14 04:12:38 · answer #10 · answered by fluttergirl2004 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋