2006-12-14 00:54:22 · 20 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Oh go on then. I'll do it.
2006-12-14 01:42:16 · answer #1 · answered by jeeps 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Easy. Have her meet you out front. You bring the wheel chair. Plop her down in it and throw a blanket over her lap. Just wheel her in. Nobody will notice.
Now, remember to turn off the the heart monitors. Once she gets to work, his signs are going to go way up. Don't want any rude interruptions from the staff. It is his day, after all.
And what a wonderful step-child you are!
Of course this may well kill him. Are you in the will?
2006-12-14 09:05:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I'd suggest being brazen about it.
Say to reception 'hello, I've come to deliver a lap dancer to my stepfather'.
Then just walk a naked woman through the corridors. It'd be funny really.
I wish I had a relative who clearly wants to provide me with a lapdancer.
2006-12-14 08:58:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just do the lapdance yourself. He's 93 he won't know the difference.
2006-12-14 08:56:41 · answer #4 · answered by Jennifer F 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just take the 82 yr old tenant she owes you.....I'm sure a man of your many hidden talents can come up with a cunning plan
2006-12-14 09:34:18 · answer #5 · answered by . 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He is so old you could just take him abunch of fruit in and then the following day ask him how his lapdance was...I am sure he will say it was fantastic
2006-12-14 09:12:26 · answer #6 · answered by Ichi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Long lost relative making a visit. Long Coat etc. Easy!! You just need the Bottle.
2006-12-14 08:58:12 · answer #7 · answered by graliv 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dressed as Barry Mannilow. The old fogies love 'im.
2006-12-14 08:58:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
In a big Christmas hamper... and she could be packed around with a selection of malt whiskies, too. Give him a good time - it could be his last Christmas!
2006-12-14 09:01:19 · answer #9 · answered by avian 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tell everyone she's his long lost secret daughter that he asked you to find him for Christmas.
If they ask why she's so friendly just say she grew up in the backwoods of the south somewhere.
2006-12-14 09:06:19 · answer #10 · answered by beanietara 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get him one u only live once ,not doing any harm 2 anyone ,let him life a little , so but u never know when yr times up,
2006-12-14 08:58:49 · answer #11 · answered by nicola k 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋