I am in love with my milkman! We see each other every week and he gives me 1/2 a pint of milk for free!! But one time, my postman caught me and my milkman in Sainsburys (we were checking out the opposition - the milk was very sour). My postman is now threatening to tell my husband!! He is even sending me junk mail through my bathroom window - I have many leaflets asking if I want to join the Jehovah's Witness Group and a free coupon for half price naan bread from my local Tandoori.
Help!! Should I keep the milkman or my husband - or should I lose the free milk?
2006-12-14 00:49:13 · 13 answers · asked by i_love_hairy_men666 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
A common misconception is that Jehovah's Witnesses go from door-to-door because they feel it is their duty to get a householder to "join". In fact, it is almost assured that several months of bible study are required before one could qualify for baptism as a Witness.
Their ministry does not solicit converts, but does hope to discuss bible "good news". Yet Jehovah's Witnesses would go from door-to-door even if there were no hope that anyone would change their religion, or even if no one would listen to them!
That is because Jesus Christ specifically assigned the house-to-house ministry to the Christian congregation, with no regard for specific results.
(Luke 10:1,2) After these things the Lord designated seventy others and sent them forth by twos in advance of him into every city and place to which he himself was going to come. 2 Then he began to say to them: “The harvest, indeed, is great, but the workers are few. Therefore beg the Master of the harvest to send out workers into his harvest.
Jehovah's Witnesses are trained to direct attention to the bible, and move on when their message is unwanted. Since each congregation in the United States tries to call at every home in its territory at least twice each year, there is strong motivation for them to move on where little interest is shown. Also, the Scriptures help the Witnesses to expect little interest from most:
(2 Timothy 4:3-5) For there will be a period of time when they will not put up with the healthful teaching ...and they will turn their ears away from the truth, whereas they will be turned aside to false stories. You, though, keep your senses in all things, suffer evil, do the work of an evangelizer, fully accomplish your ministry.
Learn more:
http://watchtower.org/e/jt/
http://jw-media.org/people/ministry.htm
2006-12-14 03:12:42 · answer #1 · answered by achtung_heiss 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Girl you should tell your husband that the milk man is gay and that you saw him and the postman in very intimacy situation and sense than tha milk man gives you free milk an the post man as been scared and sad that if you tell it to someone he will tell your husband that you have something with the milk man
2006-12-14 09:01:49 · answer #2 · answered by kiara A 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
loose the milkman, but keep the half price bread.
2006-12-14 09:51:55 · answer #3 · answered by marie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell your husband b4 the mailman does, so when he tries to expose you, you wont seem like a cheat
And cut it off with your milkman,
becauseyour husband will find another cow
2006-12-14 09:03:26 · answer #4 · answered by shanya w 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hilarious.....date the store owner....free milk, best discounts and no more hassles...
2006-12-14 08:55:09 · answer #5 · answered by sensa 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
YOU HAVE A HUSBAND Remember your vows
2006-12-14 08:54:15 · answer #6 · answered by Rugir 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why don't you just grow up and get a life.
2006-12-14 09:07:44 · answer #7 · answered by Bryan M 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think you should quit making up stupid bullshite posts....
2006-12-14 08:51:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hey bartender.....I'll have what this broad is drinking.
2006-12-14 09:47:54 · answer #9 · answered by Quasimodo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do'em all and see which you like best!not really i just gave dumb answer to a dumb question
2006-12-14 09:07:19 · answer #10 · answered by MR. EARL 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋