2006-12-14 00:40:00 · 21 answers · asked by bestofintent 2 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
I once got a polar bear in a headlock, but it was a misunderstanding. I thought he was someone else.
2006-12-14 00:42:13 · answer #1 · answered by Joseph Manners 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I doubt you'd ever get a punch in on a polar bear if you came up against one. Polar bears are expert predators and will gladly kill and eat a human being. In the arctic they can smell prey 25 miles away, they can swim up to 70 miles without rest and can run faster than an olympic sprinter. They have huge teeth and powerful jaws which can rend and rip flesh from bones. They have huge claws to tear open the thick skin and blubber of seals and these claws could easily disembowel a human.
Even if you managed to throw a punch, I doubt it would have much effect. You'd need something a bit more powerful to fight off an animal like that.
2006-12-14 01:47:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No I Would Never Do That Because It Would Punch Me Back With Its Teeth So That Makes Sense Right?
2006-12-14 00:43:57 · answer #3 · answered by Rachel H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but I can tell you how to catch one.
Cut a hole in the ice and line the edge with Peas.
Polar Bears like Peas.
When the Polar Bear comes along and bends down for a Pea, kick him in the ice-hole.
2006-12-14 01:20:55 · answer #4 · answered by Ess Jay 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, No, NO. I wouldn't punch a polar bear because, if you actually get close enough to punch one, you have just removed yourself from the top of the food chain and the consequences can be dire. I like it here. HTH, HB
2006-12-14 00:45:31 · answer #5 · answered by Hunter B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't punch a polar bear, I'd just poke him in the eye.
2006-12-14 01:04:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I would punch a polar bear, if I were trying to commit suicide and I wanted to die an excrutiating death.
2006-12-14 00:48:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he messed with me, you best be preparing his funeral. I could take a polar bear - what it's only got those strong, sharp teeth and those huge, heavy, clawed paws, and the power and aggression to kill a tiger.
2006-12-14 04:01:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a pretty stupid question.
First, I doubt you could even get close enough to a polar bear to punch it without it killing you first.
And if you did get close enough to punch it, it would surly kill you afterwards.
2006-12-14 00:42:42 · answer #9 · answered by lunar_flame 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
love the answer about giving it a white eye, you should vote this guy best answer, he's a genius. I once got arrested for muffin the mule and trying to roger the rabbit.
2006-12-16 23:46:35 · answer #10 · answered by amdby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋