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2006-12-13 18:50:25 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics Biology

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"Curmudgeon Homo Sapienses":

Habitat: One very common type of habitat has a variety of names - bars, inns, drinking establishments (if it regularly consumes acohol). These are 'migratory' habitats, however - not the 'nest' of a curmudgeon.

"Nests" are often one-person houses, flats or apartments from which husband or wife - and any children old enough to do so - have fled. (The regular alcohol/drug intake is still a usual feature of these habitats.)

Occasionally the curmudgeon's lifestyle is so bad it doesn't even have a building - or at least one a normal person would consider habitable - to live in. The curmudgeon can then be found in a cardboard box, under a bridge or in an alley.

Traits:- Surly, ill-mannered and cantankerous.
A curmudgeon is NOt considered good material for being a husband, wife, father or mother.
They are NOT suitable as pets.


[Yes, I know 'sapienses' isn't a real word - but a 'curmudgeon' isn't an animal in the sense of having a 'habitat'!]

2006-12-13 22:41:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

An ill-tempered person full of resentment and stubborn notions is a curmudgeon.

Its not an ANIMAL that u r asking its Habitat!

2006-12-14 03:33:42 · answer #2 · answered by Som™ 6 · 0 1

Old, funky, cold and dusty. Nothing new or pleasant. Nothing warm or cheerful. Never cleaned up. Never shared with another person or even a pet. Maybe a cat, to eat the mice... A person's environment reflects their mental and emotional state.

2006-12-14 03:01:46 · answer #3 · answered by roscoedeadbeat 7 · 1 1

They dwell behind monitors, and bask in the cold glow of Yahoo! Answers.

2006-12-14 03:29:46 · answer #4 · answered by zilmag 7 · 0 1

sod off you young whipper snapper and leave me here in my pond !

2006-12-14 05:25:35 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 2 0

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