What are some fresh conspiracy theories?

Question

I'm bored with the grassy knoll, faked moon landing, alternative 9-11 scenarios, masons, illuminati, hamburger group, etc. etc.
Is there anything new in the pipeline? How about Paris Hilton is actually a defective fembot, or something of that nature.

Answer 1

Elian Gonzales is the next Christ and we turned Him away from us.

There are rumors that Santerian priests told Castro, the current dictator of Cuba, that he would be overthrown by a child who had been saved by "angels of the sea." The prophecy predicts that Castro will die on the first anniversary of the child's appearance. i.e. on 2000-NOV-25.

Various myths have arisen about Elián's experience in the ocean: Dolphins were said to have protected the boy from sharks. They were said to have nudged him back onto the inner tube when he slipped off.

Elián was said to have reached toward an angel who was floating above him when he was rescued. However, neither his rescuer nor the Coast Guard officer who responded to the emergency saw any dolphins or angels.

His survival had miraculous features: he is said by some to have had no scratches on his legs, no sunburn; he was not particularly dehydrated after exposure to the hot sun for two days. Jose Basulto, president of Brothers to the Rescue, stated: "I've seen 450 cases of these rafters, and I've never seen one like this...Two days with his feet dangling in the water and no fish bites? No scratches? Nothing? There's no other explanation: This was an act of God."

An image of the Virgin Mary is widely believed to have appeared in a mirror in Elián's bedroom.

Another image was detected in an oil stain on a nearby bank window.

A woman carrying a cross with a crucified baby doll nailed to it appeared on a TV news program.

A local mural shows him as the Christ Child in the Virgin Mary's lap.

This all could be bigger than The Flying Spaghetti Monster (peace be unto His Noodley Appendages) or it could just be another Kato Kalin. Who can say?

Answer 2

you ought to have some thing actual, and it really is sparkling none of yours is! no longer being waiting to stumble on a ten ton 757 with 3,000 gallons of JP8, it is over a 0.5 football field lengthy, is a touch different than your attempt to make those who have self belief the authorities isn't let us know the truth are Wackos! Please locate the 757? Do you fairly have self belief the authorities nonetheless desires to categorise each of the files pertaining to to 9/11 and the 9/11 Commissions record misrepresented the information it had! tell me how does construction 7,give way without delay down and it became under no circumstances hit by using some thing!

Answer 3

Heh, look up NPG or negative planet growth. This is suppose to be a group that wants to kill off 5 billion people over the next 20 years. They supposedly invented aids and the bird flu is their doing as well. I've only recently heard of them, been trying to find out more.

Answer 4

I heard that my parents are the ones who give me my Christmas presents not Santa. I think this is a little crazy and gonna put this in the same group with the loch ness monster and bigfoot. Cuz there is NOway my parents would buy me all those gifts

Answer 5

Nah notta
I suggest joining the Masons and becoming part of it, that's what I did.

Under the twin towers lays a point...

Answer 6

Bush and Cheney are engineering this Iraq war to escalate so that their companies can continue raking in billions of dollars from the war contracts!

Answer 7

There are no more planets,only earth and the goverment controls the weather

Answer 8

tom cruise r kelly and john travolta are in the closet of real life young boy stan... in south park colorado.

Answer 9

You will find a wide-ranging list of conspiracy theories at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_alleged_conspiracy_theories

Answer 10

BUSH IS BIN LADIN!!!!
for more informatin see
question "Global Warming?"
and look for the longest
comment...YOU MUST START AT THE BEGINNING!