2006-12-13 16:37:39 · 14 answers · asked by JimJoe 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Bush as president. But that's not funny that's sad.
2006-12-13 16:43:10 · answer #1 · answered by Obsidian © 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There was a Chicken laying back on her bed with a very big happy satisfied smile on her face ,while laying next to her was her boyfriend Egg....he was laying there with a very upset and unsatisfied look on his shell.........and he lightly murmered to himself;" Well at least now we know the answer to that age old question."
Which came first the chicken or the egg?
2006-12-14 00:43:43 · answer #2 · answered by Redhead 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A woman goes into a hardware store and picks up a hinge.
When she takes it up to the counter to pay, the guy asks, "Hey lady, don't you wanna screw for that hinge?"
She says, "No, but I'll blow you for a toaster!"
2006-12-14 00:41:29 · answer #3 · answered by zen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The green golfball joke which is reputed to kill anyone who hears it and understands it. They die from uncontrolled laughing which paralyses the larynx.
2006-12-14 00:39:35 · answer #4 · answered by Gibaudrac D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old man sitting at a bar---young punk walks in with his hair colored every color you could think about. Old man looks over the kid, kid says haven't you ever done anything crazy in your life old man?
Ya come to think about it I have---one time I had sex with a parrot and was just wondering if you were my son?
2006-12-14 00:52:47 · answer #5 · answered by lonetraveler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whatever makes u laugh so hard u turn blue and pass out
2006-12-14 00:42:03 · answer #6 · answered by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hollywood can come up with good original movies
2006-12-14 00:44:22 · answer #7 · answered by squatch 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Freep.
2006-12-14 00:39:34 · answer #8 · answered by sandcatsle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
~Yo Mamma Is So Phat~
2006-12-14 00:42:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the one,at which, you shite your self the second the punchline hits you.
P.S. i like redheads answer.
2006-12-14 00:40:03 · answer #10 · answered by morbidsmindtrip 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋