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For me, it was when my friend and I went around Germany singing for cash...nobody paid us..how sad..

2006-12-13 16:08:41 · 20 answers · asked by Princess Purple 7 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

There are too many funny answers..I'm going to have to put it up to a vote!

2006-12-14 04:59:31 · update #1

20 answers

I was in the grocery store with my nine-month old daughter.

As I am wheeling her about, she let out this hideous old-man belch. i was surprised she didn;t turn herself insdie out.

A few women looked at me, thinking I had done it. I pointed to the daughter.

they got mad because now i was blaming this cute little baby girl for my gastric orchestra!

2006-12-13 16:13:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 15 0

I was about to remember a funny moment until I read how you and your friend went around Germany singing for cash. That is the most retarded and funny thing I have ever heard.

2006-12-14 00:10:44 · answer #2 · answered by Danik G 2 · 0 0

Lots of funny things, too many to even begin to name. The last time I remember laughing hysterically for 10 minutes straight was when my friend tried to convince me the "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants" books were good. She started reading the back and as soon as she said pants I started laughing and the more she read the harder I laughed. Sorry, that's probably one of those had to be there things, but that's the last time I remember getting a better workout than 6 minute abs from laughing.

2006-12-14 00:13:09 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

The funniest and one of the best moments of my life was the great cake chase on my wedding day. My husband saw me take a bit of frosting on my fingers before feeding the cake to him so he preemptively smeared frosting across my face the second we were done with the traditional feeding of the cake. He took off running as soon as he did it and I took off after him. I remember it almost like the cheesy slow motion as my mom started screaming "Nooooooooooo." I caught up to him stuck behind the head table and got him pretty good too. We were both laughing hysterically as were most of the people who really knew that this was just too typical for us as a couple.

2006-12-14 00:15:38 · answer #4 · answered by Schnibbs 2 · 1 0

Eating bean and cheese burritos and drinking Colt 45's by the railroad tracks with a bunch of buddies after one's wedding got called off...someone cracks a stupid joke and starts a nearly hour-long fit of farts and giggling echoing across the gully. If I ever do write the book I keep threatening to, that will be a part of it...and in the movie.

2006-12-14 00:17:22 · answer #5 · answered by TK 3 · 1 0

wow, there is so many to choose from, but the funniest thing is life in general, but specifics:

When i ran into the wall at top speed and caught it on camera (video and photo)

When i fell off a bridge in this amusement park

When my friend almost set a mall on fire (on accident, honest)

had a carton of milk explode in my face

Straightened my hair (it's always curly, and i'm a guy)

The countless times objects, no matter how large or small, always find a way to fly into my balls and hurt like crap

fall down the stairs

shopping cart racing

shopping cart jumping

i could go on and on, but i can't remember anymore....for now

2006-12-14 00:15:48 · answer #6 · answered by Pops 4 · 1 0

Once, my front door wouldn't open from the inside. My boyfriend was knocking on the door and I couldn't get it open to let him in. I was so mad that I was screaming. I mean, things are pretty bad when you can't even open your front door from the inside. So I yelled through the door that I couldn't get it open. So he said something funny that made me laugh hysterically, and then he had to crawl through this tiny window in this huge bay window that only opens at the bottom.

2006-12-14 00:19:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

This afternoon when I ate lunch I noticed I had forgotten the meat on the sandwhich. So I was eating just 2 pieces of bread.

2006-12-14 00:14:30 · answer #8 · answered by Average Joe 2 · 2 0

I was a teenager. Several of us were in a restaurant and getting ready to leave--which involved walking quite a distance through the place. We were with one girl who always thought she was better than anyone else. In her mind, she was smarter, prettier, more cool, well you know the type.
She used the restroom, and then started to leave. She had to take the lead (of course), nose stuck up in the air and all.
One table after another was busting out in laughter, as was the rest of our group walking behind her. Unknown to her, she had an 6 ft piece of toilet paper hanging out of the back of her jeans and trailing behind her.. OMG it was so funny.

2006-12-14 00:15:47 · answer #9 · answered by maamu 6 · 0 0

Looking at the ad for male menstral cramps.

2006-12-14 00:46:29 · answer #10 · answered by hemininny911 2 · 0 0

when i was like 10 years old , my brother, sister and i were on the trampoline and i got double bounced off into the air onto the ground!

2006-12-14 00:13:50 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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