You wake up on christmas morn, lo and behold u roll over and find a dead elf? what would u do? btw do u know any good elf recipes? try to be funny.
2006-12-13 14:30:14 · 25 answers · asked by Davito 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The elf is permantly dead. think a warm night robe or fuzzy elf slippers.
2006-12-13 14:54:36 · update #1
dont copy my questions
id put it in your bed
2006-12-13 14:31:50 · answer #1 · answered by ♫That'll be the Day♫ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is meant to be humorous, please dont take offense!
I was so shocked when i saw that dead elf in my bed. I called the north pole and they said he was a bad elf and i could have him. I looked for recipes's and i found a great one. He should be marinated and roasted over an open pit, sounded good to me! I marinated him in garlic elf juice with a splash of elfy wine. I put him on the spit and rotated him for 24 hours on low. That was the tastiest elf ive ever had, moist and tender. I wasnt much on the elbows though, needed more tenderizing. I saved the bones for Grand Elf Soup. Yummy!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-12-13 22:43:24 · answer #2 · answered by *COCO* 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would think that I had put a little too much southern comfort in the egg nog..but now that I think of it..elf stew would be a good morning snack...you would cut it up in cubes, then add all your veggies in a pot, bring to a boil, simmer and there ya have..elf stew..it is magically delicious
2006-12-13 22:33:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Elf Recipes? You mean he can cook? I would give him CPR and let him do the cooking for the next year. You know, until Santa comes back and gets him.
2006-12-13 22:46:17 · answer #4 · answered by kayboff 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uhhh....good recipes??!! Yuck....but I'll tell you what i'd do if I found a cute little elf though....I would cuttle and hold it....but only if it was a cute elf (like Will Ferrell in his movie). And then I'd take care of it with warm blankets and bandages, like how Isolde healed Tristian back to health (in Tristan and Isolde).
2006-12-13 22:44:41 · answer #5 · answered by ewaterstone 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This has happened to me in the past. I called Santa Claus and told him to get over here and pick up his elf. He didn't want to be bothered.
2006-12-13 22:32:36 · answer #6 · answered by Mississippi River 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all elfs look good at closing time!!but when yu wake up with one?
2006-12-13 22:36:31 · answer #7 · answered by richard c 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a dead elf.....hmmmm ........ i would wonder what the heck an elf was doing in my bed in the first place........make sure its dead......take it to the taxadermist........and have myself a lil elf head on my wall.................
2006-12-13 22:39:41 · answer #8 · answered by rock83189 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Id get up, kick it off my bed, kick it down the stairs, out the door, down the driveway, and curbstomp it.
2006-12-13 22:32:07 · answer #9 · answered by VoodooTribe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd leave it, and a glass of milk for Santa next year
2006-12-13 22:34:01 · answer #10 · answered by Manx 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give it to my ex. They're perfect for each other. Dead in bed.
2006-12-13 22:33:31 · answer #11 · answered by Randirion 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋